[Bonnibel had been walking for some time now. The sun was high and warm in the sky when she had started out, and now it had just slipped past the horizon. Her legs and feet were sore hours ago, and now she was also starting to get hungry
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[Oh boy. Finn and Jake again? Looks like it was time for things to get all confusing again.]
'Scuse me, milady! Did you need some totally righteous heroes to help you out?
[Might as well make a good impression, riht?]
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"Yeah, I really think I could use some righte-"
[Bonnibel looked up, and paused mid sentence. There, standing before her was a blond haired human that looked remarkably like Finn, if he had bazoobs and larger ears for his hat. At that exact moment Bonnie figured it all out. Every little piece fell together, and the puzzle was complete. LSP must have slipped her some psychoative chemical, and this was all a great big feverish hallucination! The Cosmic Owl would probably show up later, and make things really interesting.]
"-ous heroes... Finn? What's going on here, Finn? Is this some kind of joke?!"
[She paused, rubbing her eyes until she saw little stars and sparks.]
"No, you're not Finn, are you?"
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"Yo, Fionna! What's the hold up?"
┫Swatting the snow and hair out of her eyes she pokes her head over Fionna's shoulder.Putting two and two together sometimes takes Marceline a few seconds. The voice she heard earlier and the globs of pink belonged to one woman!┣
"Bonni!?"
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Uh, hey, um, Princess Bonni? I'm Fionna, and I'm a hero!
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"H-hey! Yeah,you have the who right! The where, we can get into in a second if it's cool?"
┫For all the reasons to feel guilty why was she feeling so awful about being so gal pal with Fionna now that Bonnibel is here? Well, if that didn't sting being left hanging for a hug sure did! Arms falling to her sides Marceline gnaws on her bottom lip, eyes on the ground.┣
"Fi? Uh, Fionna. You know how I mentioned Princess Bubblegum? Yeah, this is her."
┫Why is this suddenly so awkward?! She turns to Bonni and nods in agreement, Fionna is really like a certain boy adventurer. Suddenly self conscious, and a lot colder due to the sudden snow, Marceline wrings her fingers. Silent a second she eventually snaps out of it.┣
"What're you doing here? Are you alright, Bonni?"
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"Yeah, Marceline was filling me in. There's a Finn where you guys are, right? Um...I'm not sure how this is, but my name's Fionna, and I live with Cake in the land of Ooo. So uh, I'm Fionna, and I'm supposed to protect you."
[Awkward, but true.]
"Soo...what do you want to know?"
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"Yeah. We just got some papers and stuff about it. I talked to a bunch of girls here too, and they all come from these other places, same as us. The Queen that brought us here is totally whacked, something about fostering relationships or some biz. No one seems super happy about it."
[Say no more, Marceline. Fionna had been known to pull Prince Gumball out of a tight spot this way, and did the same with Princess Bubblegum: she picked her up bridal style, looking unperturbed, and started walking.]
"We're trying to get some food now though, and then we have to find out about magic dirt!"
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[Which made Fionna pout a little, apparently not noticing the language the other girls are talking for the moment. It still sucks, not having Cake here and having to read and adventure without her. They were a team. But she knew if Cake were watching, she'd want her to press on.]
"W-what the hay? I was just helping her out dude! I'm a hero, remember!"
[Oh yeah, the dirt.]
"It's at the edge of this garden: you're supposed to make it into whatever you want. I need to make the tree fort again. You guys can come if you want."
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"So what, this invisible, untouchable Perv Queen tries to get us 'together' just so she can watch the whole thing? That's so unbelievably gross and way creepy! And wait just a minute, you have an Ice Queen?! Where in Ooo do you live? The parallels are getting to be quite interesting!"
[Bonni shuddered just talking about it! This made the Ice King look like a sad and almost harmless old man! And wait, what was that about an Ice Queen? Curiouser and curiouser. Then, looking up to the sky Bonnibel called out as loud as she could without being a bother to Fionna, who was kind enough to tote her around.]
"Hey Queen Butt! You're hearing this right now, right? Why don't you go chew on a turnip and let us ( ... )
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"I was told that even if you're careful this Queen will find a way to get you. I don't know what kind of kicks she is getting out of this but what I do know is that you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on us girls from Ooo ( ... )
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