Fionna in Girlsland

[fionna_time]

[Fionna HAD been asleep, nice and snug in the tree fort. Instead, she blinks her eyes and finds that she is...cold. She's NOT in her sleeping back, she's outside, and already she's suspecting her sister being stupid again

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[Action]

[tomboyishcandy]

[Have a tiny girl with ribbons all over and her hair in a cute round bob!]

'Courshe it's not math! Math's got to do with numbers, shilly.

You're in the Gardens. You're new here, aren't you?

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[fionna_time]

[Little girl? Ok, at least she knew this had very little to do with the Ice Queen. Because if it was, the Ice Queen was WAY more messed up than she thought.]

It's something we say where I'm from. If something's math, its totally awesome, the opposite of this! I can see I'm in the gardens, but how did I get here?

[Action]

[tomboyishcandy]

Ohh, I get it! Sho, it's like shlang?

... sorry, Pinoko has no idea!

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[fionna_time]

[Shlang? Like what a guy had? Nahh, she couldn't have meant that, she was way too young to be talking about those.]

Whatevs, its cool. How long have you been here?

[action]

[no_hometown]

[And now Fionna is presented with the opposite of a tiny girl with a bob: a six-foot tall soldier with long, silver hair.]

The Ice Queen isn't responsible. [Though it's interesting that there might be another queen who does such things.] We were brought here by someone who calls herself the Queen of Hearts.

[She gives a nod of greeting.] I am Sephiroth, of SOLDIER.

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[fionna_time]

[WOW. Fionna is breathless a moment, not having seen someone look so imposing since...well, Billie.

Queen of Hearts? And you're not the only one? Bogus. What are we doing here?

[Quietly IN AWE.]

[action]

[no_hometown]

[She steps forward.] Yes, there are a number of us, all female. We've been brought here from various worlds.

[Sephiroth pauses. The Queen's goals are a little difficult to clearly define.] She says she wants us to relate to become acquainted with other, to get along and form bonds. She seems to think this is for our own benefit, though people have tried telling her otherwise.

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[fionna_time]

All female? What the nuts?

...Why would we have trouble getting along? I gots no prob with other girls.

[action

[lifes_expensive]

[There seems to be a sudden influx of new girls every week or so, and Black Jack here has noticed as she finds unfamiliar faces in the Gardens around this time.]

[And look, here's another example of a hapless victim dragged in by the Queen. Don't mind the heavily scarred woman behind you, she's mostly harmless.]

...don't tell me we have more royalty to deal with. One is quite enough.

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[fionna_time]

[Fionna looks up at the speaker, and is TOTES admiring your scars. Obviously you must be some kind of awesome fighter.]

...I'm trying to find out. [Sword drawn out]. You seen any Ice Queens here?

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[lifes_expensive]

[Being admired is certainly a nice change from disgusted stares and sneering questions.]

No, not to my knowledge. I take it this Ice Queen is a less than celebrated monarch?

[She's just guessing based on that drawn weapon she's holding.]

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[fionna_time]

[Hey, cool stuff is cool stuff, and Fionna knows it when she sees it.]

No way man. She flies around kidnapping guys and trying to marry them all the time. So I have to go and kick her butt and rescue them. She is so not algebraic. I figured she might have used one of her tricks on me.

[She remembered all too well the last one. That poophead.]

Action

[grandtheftmecha]

Well, you got 'Queen' right, but not the Ice part.

[ Katina's kind of just been occasionally prowling around where the ladies show up, and stumbled across someone looking pretty pissed. ]

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[fionna_time]

Huh? Dude, I'm just... [Looks to be wracking her brain]

What is happening here?

[grandtheftmecha]

You got kidnapped by the Queen of Hearts, and magically teleported from your world to a magical love garden.

[ Subtle as a brick. ]

[fionna_time]

Magical what?

[lost_moral_code]

[Cold,wet and hungry Marceline stomps through the garden. Oh yeah, upset! She's that too at the moment, a lot that.]

This is not math, dude!

[Math?! Mathematical?! One step further is Algebraic! Sure, the voice doesn't sound entirely the same, but that could be the wind right? Marceline rushes forward, back to her usual hovering self, and follows the voice.]

FINN!? DUDE?! You out there?!

[fionna_time]

[What the...Marshal Lee! Sort of. He sounded lots different. Did vampires catch colds? And why wasn't he saying her full name?]

MARSHALL LEE! IT'S FIONNA! ARE YOU HERE GUY?

[She sees SOMEONE floating, and that's gotta be Marshall Lee! Who else looked that skinny with that kind of posture? She waved enthusiastically.]

[lost_moral_code]

[Marceline is kicking up snow and slurry, she is floating forward that fast. Maybe those girls were just trying to mess in her head, telling her that she had been kidnapped and that there were no men! Well, sure..Finn isn't really a "man". He's more of a boy and all that junk. Waving! Waving! Yes! It's totes Finn!]

FINN! WAIT UP!

[No, seriously! Wait the frick up! Why does it sounds like Finn is slurring? He must be sick! Marceline skids into the clearing, yelling happily:]

DUDE!

[fionna_time]

[Again, Finn. When did Marshall Lee start calling her that? And hey, when did his hair get all long like that anyway? Was this what happened when you were brought here?]

[No matter! Fionna is running up to meet...him?]

Yo, Marshall Lee! When'd you...get...

[BUWHUH?]