Fionna in Girlsland

[fionna_time]

[Fionna HAD been asleep, nice and snug in the tree fort. Instead, she blinks her eyes and finds that she is...cold. She's NOT in her sleeping back, she's outside, and already she's suspecting her sister being stupid again

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[grandtheftmecha]

Well, you got 'Queen' right, but not the Ice part.

[ Katina's kind of just been occasionally prowling around where the ladies show up, and stumbled across someone looking pretty pissed. ]

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[fionna_time]

Huh? Dude, I'm just... [Looks to be wracking her brain]

What is happening here?

[grandtheftmecha]

You got kidnapped by the Queen of Hearts, and magically teleported from your world to a magical love garden.

[ Subtle as a brick. ]

[fionna_time]

Magical what?

[grandtheftmecha]

I hope you like kissing other girls, or this is gonna be a tough one for you.

[fionna_time]

...

What's that gotta do with anything?

[grandtheftmecha]

The Queen encourages it. You just missed the magical mistletoe.

[fionna_time]

This queen sounds as predatoring as the one back home, always kidnappin' dudes.

[grandtheftmecha]

She isn't creeping on anyone herself, just trying to make all of us do it to each other.

[fionna_time]

...But what if we're not into it?

[grandtheftmecha]

Then you better be good at avoiding magical traps.

[fionna_time]

Heck yeah! I'm totally into avoiding evil!

[grandtheftmecha]

Good luck then. You'll need at least a little, as rough as this place is.

[fionna_time]

Have you done ok?

[grandtheftmecha]

Eh... I got trapped a few times, actually, with... varying results.

[fionna_time]

Like wut?