♓etairism

[tyrianicull]

[ With her empire fallen and opportunities for escape nonexistent, one thing greater than all else plagues Her Tyranny's mind:

She is so BOR----ED!!Even spending her time familiarizing herself with the prison that is the gardens, including learning to make use of the magical material from the wilds, she is left bored. The weak little humans and

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[ritsu_kouyou]

[Unlucky is a good way to describe Akiha's luck as of late.

In fact, she's once more in a foul mood stalking across the Gardens from Reno's Bar back toward the Orchard. She's fuming so much (and smelling a bit like whiskey) that she doesn't even notice Condesce, storming past where she is examining mistletoe.]

[tyrianicull]

[ One can only imagine how much whiskey and fuming it takes to not notice the alien with the huge horns and even longer hair.

But she is very upset!! Totally ignoring and brushing her off, uh...whatever your name is? She does not remember. ]

...How rude!

[ritsu_kouyou]

[The voice makes Akiha whirl about, ready to verbally unload her anger on the bitch that just called her rude when she sees who it is. Immediately she reins in her temper and bows her head.]

My apologies, Your Imperial Majesty. I did not expect to see you on land.

[tyrianicull]

I hope you did not make the assumption that I was waterstuck rather than amphibious. After all, you know what they say about assumptions:

They make an ass out of you and then you die.

HEE HEE HEE! It's a joke--laugh! You look as though you need it.

[gun_cata]

[ Having figured out the trap on the mistletoe with one terrifying inhuman girl, Larry makes a point of keeping her distance when she spots the troll, watching to see just what she's doing. Apparently, she hasn't gotten herself trapped with anyone yet. ]

You should probably stay out from under them.

[tyrianicull]

Oh? But they seem REELY fun.

[ Assuming she learns of their effects in another thread--which is inevitable--she is now determined to get, uh...what's her face (she doesn't remember your name) under one of these damn plants.

Which means keeping an eye around the human for any mistletoe near her. ]

[gun_cata]

[ Nothing at the moment. Larry's keeping watch out of the corner of her eye as she walks slowly on by - this is just about the last person she wants to get stuck with right now. ]

So you're just waiting to ambush someone now?

[tyrianicull]

[ Damn, she can just FEEL the hateflirting coming off of what's-her-face. ]

Ambush? HEE HEE HEE. What a silly thing to say! How would you ambush one with silly plants?

this is your fault

[cascadetomboy]

[Oh great just her luck to run into the Queen with all of her airs and the patronizing tone of voice she used to talk to her, and thinks that species that live on land are awful. She'd be pretty cool if it wasn't for that, considering herlove of water pokémon would probably be something they could talk about... maybe.]

[Azurill is also in her arms, snuggled up into her winter coat.]

... Hello, Her Imperious Condescension.

i regret nothing

[tyrianicull]

[ ... ... ...

She forgets her need to make a snarky remark or do something violent. ]

What sort of seabeast is that?

[cascadetomboy]

[She blinks in her contempt, confused, and looks down at Azurill. Then looks up at the Condesce.]

... This is Azurill.

Why are you asking?

[tyrianicull]

I'm the queen of the sea! And everything else, but especially the sea. Why wouldn't I be curious?

[notvitiligo]

How're you settling in?

[Jessica: has no danger sense.]

[tyrianicull]

How am I settling in? Hee hee hee! I can't even be bothered to answer! If I were settling this planet, there would be more explosions. Many more!

[notvitiligo]

[A flicker of eyeroll] How are you adapting to your exciting new life in the Disney Princess prison, then?

[tyrianicull]

This prison is a stepping stone to broadening my rule.

[afutilegesture]

[ Needless to say that Sakuri is surprised when she sees Her Imperious Condescension - everything about her is so innately alien that a list of all the things that made her stand out would be a description. She's wary, but she'll try to be civil first. ]

[ She can run later. ]

H-hello there.

[tyrianicull]

[ There will be no running. The tall alien (with taller horns and even taller--er, longer hair) struts right on over to the new specimen. ]

What sort of greeting is that? Even assuming you lack the taste to tell I am royalty, THAT SUCKED.

[afutilegesture]

[ Sakuri instantly cringes, panic replacing all other thoughts in her head. Only raw terror is keeping her from bolting. ]

U-u-um, g-good day, Y-Your Majesty?

[tyrianicull]

[ Oh, she loves the smell of raw terror in the morning. Or afternoon, or whenever this is happening. Point is, she loves that smell. ]

HEE HEE HEE! Better! You weird little things know nothing about dealing with royalty, do you?