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[ladyguns]

[ A mouth! A mouth, with some seriously sharp shark-teeth going on. Also a good few piercings. Lips, tongue, even a few Monroe studs. There's a bloody gash on one side of this pair of lips, and they twist together for a disapproving cluck. ]

Motherfucker. Figures, right? You go and get your ass ressed, and don't even get full fucking HP. That's a

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[is_a_good_girl]

Wow... rude... -COMMENTS BEST KEPT TO YOURSELF, PROBABLY, SANAE.-

[ladyguns]

What, the donkey-fucking? Only if you seriously blow at it, I guess.

[is_a_good_girl]

All of it was rude!

[ladyguns]

Aw, come on! I bet Peter likes it when bitches talk about slipping him some tongue. Angels're into that shit.

[body_horrible]

Well fuck, your the talky type ain't ya?

[ladyguns]

Since the fucking womb!

[body_horrible]

So, anybody explain to you whats going on with this hellhole?

[ladyguns]

I dunno. There was some cat who started in on something about a Queen Bitch, but it kinda looked like this one puss I saw when I was tripping the fuck out of a party once. Like, same stripes in the same fucking places, same shitty M on its forehead. Fucking tabbycats. It's like they're all the same one. All smug and shit, sounding like they just stepped outta some shitty Disney movie...

[ beat. what was she talking about, again... ]

Who the fuck're you, anyway?

[beneiden]

What's wrong with your face? [ This is totally how you greet newcomers. ]

[ladyguns]

Plenty! The fuck's wrong with yours?

[beneiden]

It doesn't have... things in it. [ Did she just say that like it was a bad thing for her? Yes. Yes she did. ]

[ladyguns]

Fucking tell me about it, kid. We gotta fix that shit! How d'you feel about septrils?

[no_hometown]

[Definite questions have been asked, and Sephiroth is going to answer them.]

You are in the Gardens. They're supposedly ruled by an individual known as the Queen of Hearts, who has brought us all here from our worlds of origin.

There's a type of soil that you can use to create any item you might want. It responds to your thoughts.

[ladyguns]

So, Queenie owns a teleporter, and we got magic dirt. Almost sure I've hallucinated worse'n this before, but it could be a toss-up.

[no_hometown]

So it would seem.

The entire situation is absurd. If you wish to collect the soil, it's found on the edges of the Gardens.

[ladyguns]

Waitafuck, hang on. Any item I might want, right?

[middaysdream]

Are you in need of some assistance?

*Hisui has no idea what half of the things she just said was all she knows is that she's bleeding and that's bad.*

[ladyguns]

Why, you got a couple hoops on hand?

[middaysdream]

... What, exactly, do you mean by 'hoops?' Perhaps I could find some?

[ladyguns]

Don't be totally retarded. I'm talking, you know-- hoop earrings. [ totally twisting and biting and tongue-wigging to get her one remaining lip ring to wiggle for the kiddies at home. ] See?