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[ladyguns]

[ A mouth! A mouth, with some seriously sharp shark-teeth going on. Also a good few piercings. Lips, tongue, even a few Monroe studs. There's a bloody gash on one side of this pair of lips, and they twist together for a disapproving cluck. ]

Motherfucker. Figures, right? You go and get your ass ressed, and don't even get full fucking HP. That's a

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[body_horrible]

Well fuck, your the talky type ain't ya?

[ladyguns]

Since the fucking womb!

[body_horrible]

So, anybody explain to you whats going on with this hellhole?

[ladyguns]

I dunno. There was some cat who started in on something about a Queen Bitch, but it kinda looked like this one puss I saw when I was tripping the fuck out of a party once. Like, same stripes in the same fucking places, same shitty M on its forehead. Fucking tabbycats. It's like they're all the same one. All smug and shit, sounding like they just stepped outta some shitty Disney movie...

[ beat. what was she talking about, again... ]

Who the fuck're you, anyway?

[body_horrible]

Name's Gavril Madaraki. I'm pretty much this place's resident cannibal and zombie-bitch.

[ladyguns]

Gavvy Madrafuck, got it. I'm thinking you and me got a lot in common, Gavvy.

[body_horrible]

Why's that, girly?

[ladyguns]

Cuz normally that's my title.

[body_horrible]

Thats cool, cuz a few of my friends that were in the "fleshing eat monster" camp just got sent home awhile ago.

Just as a warning though, if you try and kill or eat anybody the queen will be on your ass pretty fucking fast.

[ladyguns]

Happy to fill shoes, sis! I mean, as long as they're not ugly-ass loafers, or something. But you'd hope fresh eating monsters's have better taste than that, so it's probably fine.

What's Queenie gonna do about it?

[body_horrible]

From what I've heard she throws us into some magic prison or some stupid shit like that.

[ladyguns]

What, you never tried it? What kinda shitty cannibal zombie-bitch are you?

[body_horrible]

The last thing I need is some magic dyke throwing me in jail for stupid shit. I've been having fun ripping the local wildlife apart for now.

As for eating humans, I've got a few bitches pissed at me for some fucking reason. That seems as good enough reason to pick a fight and kill few people in the process. I'll claim self defense and all that shit, ya know?

[ladyguns]

Shit, so I gotta do it all roundabout? That's no fuckin' fun!

[body_horrible]

I know it's a pain, but if either of us are ever gonna taste human flesh again we're gonna have to work for it.

[ladyguns]

Fuck thaaaat. Christ, this place already blows.