dear penthouse...

[queenklu]

This weekend I was at a writing conference in Anchorage! Very nice hotel, and I did learn some things even though the conference...could have been run slightly more professionally. (You have an hour and ten minutes before dinner. Now would be the time to see if your youtube video actually plays sound. etc

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[dancinbutterfly]

Okay that fucking seals it dude - I need to start sending my true stories to penthouse. I have SO MANY TRUE STORIES about ridiculous sexual experiences that are COMPLETELY GODDAMN INSANE(one involves goldfish, a refurbished church stage and vaginal fisting) and if that got him published - then I can do it. That said - I JUST GOT MY FIRST PAID PIECE PUBLISHEDDDDDDDD. 25 DOLLARS BUT WHO GODDAMN CARES I MEAN REALLY? I GOT PAID TO WRITE!

[queenklu]

Oh that's so awesome bb! *ALL THE HIGH FIVES* Hey published is published, that's so, so fantastic! (Also I am terrified for the goldfish omg o.o)

[dancinbutterfly]

It is the best of all my stories. I refuse to publish it unless its in something glossy that will pay me a lot because it is a FANTASTIC story that ends in my meeting the man(he was 14 years older than me) I lost my virginity to. Hand to god.

[queenklu]

When you DO get that story published (because hello obviously you will) BE SURE TO LINK ME TO WHERE I CAN BUY A COPY SO I CAN FIND OUT IF THE GOLDFISH MAKES IT OUT OKAY

[locknkey]

Great story. *giggles*

[queenklu]

He was a HOOT. Worth the price of admission, definitely. :DD

[dodger_sister]

THE ROBERT MASELLO STORY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, BB!! OMG. Also, I did not know all the Penthouse stories were fake! I have never read one a day in my life and I still somehow feel cheated. (why setting people on fire? wtf people!)

Ion, I was watching What Not To Wear with my sister and she was fast forwarding through commercials and I yelled, "Wait...stop!" and then busted out laughing. It was an ad for Alaskan Women Looking For Love and I was like, "I know someone who auditioned for this show!!!" LMAO. There is a sneak peak up on tlc.com now, if you want to see what you avoided!

[queenklu]

Right?? I'm actually really intrigued--exactly how much of the sex in media is actually fantasy portrayed as real life? I mean, are all the 'people-writing-in' things made up? I COULD INVENT A MAGAZINE.

pfffffffffffft oh my god. Yeah, we really dodged a bullet there. jeeeeesus.