I got a job today! mooostly

[queenklu]

So it turns out that 99% of getting the job as a substitute teacher is filling out the MOUNTAIN of paperwork and jumping through hundreds of paperwork related hoops they don't bother mentioning--the other 1% is refraining from mentioning that you like to beat children during your interview

Comments

[sagetan]

Yay congrats! Go you! (Also best of luck fending off those terrifying children.)

[queenklu]

YEAH at least I have until after spring break to wrap my head around it D: BUT THANKS BB!

[legalliquid]

Congratulations! How exciting. I'm really happy for you. (:

I think kids like subs though. They just try to get away with stuff.
Doughnuts are always a good cause!

[queenklu]

I am not excited for me, but i am running out of money SO! TRYING TO BE EXCITED! THANK YOU BB! *HUGS*

Maybe i can throw doughnuts at the kids. Sub-par cheap doughnuts of course.

[legalliquid]

Haha, well that job still definitely sounds better then my daycare one. I'm currently in a love-hate (mostly hate) relationship with it, but I can't bring myself to quit.

Bribery usually does work pretty well lol

[dodger_sister]

a) CONGRATULATIONS, BB!!!!!

b) Oh, good job not telling them that you like to beat children in the interview. ;)

c) Why the hell do they need your passport? Weird.

d) I liked substitutes! I hated, like despised, about 80% of the teachers I had in my entire school career. So having a substitue was like a nice break from the normal every day obnoxiousness that I had to deal with. It'll be awesome, you'll see! Plus, money is good!

e) CONGRATULATIONS!! (that's a x2)

[queenklu]

When I was being interviewed I could not for the life of me remember any subs I had growing up except the one that always brought in animal horns and educational videos (turned out he was Sarah Palin's dad--great sub, tho). SO MAYBE THEY WERE BORING/GOOD ENOUGH THAT NOTHING TOO TRAUMATIC HAPPENED EITHER SIDE AND I'M JUST PROJECTING FROM BOOKS I READ AS A KID? idkkkkk

They want my passport because apparently my driver's license isn't enough to prove i'm a person -.-

And YES! MONEY IS GOOD!

THANK YOU SO MUCH BB! *HUGS*

[shri_amato]

Congrats!!!! Personally, (if I had gone to school long enough to have a substitute) I would've loved having a teacher like you. :) You'll do great, I'm sure. *hugs*

[queenklu]

*cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings* Thanks bb. *cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings*

[leslieo54]

Congratulations! But also O_O children!!!!

But also also, doughnuts. That should get you through a lot. ;-) So overall, this is very good.

[queenklu]

Thanks bb! Yeeep i'm trying not to think about it. o.o

DOUGHNUT QUEST WAS A SUCCESS! AND YES, SO FAR IT'S HELPING! :D