So it turns out that 99% of getting the job as a substitute teacher is filling out the MOUNTAIN of paperwork and jumping through hundreds of paperwork related hoops they don't bother mentioning--the other 1% is refraining from mentioning that you like to beat children during your interview.
I succeeded! \O/ ...what the fuck have I done.
Yesterday was the interview, but they fucked up the principal's schedule and I had to come in again today for the rescheduled appointment. And it turns out they need my passport too, because...why? But they didn't tell me until today. So I have to go back AGAIN.
But not until Friday, because tomorrow I (and
tombolguid and writing club) are road-tripping to Soldotna for doughnuts at the Moose is Loose Bakery. It's only a four hour drive one-way! SHH IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. THE CAUSE OF DOUGHNUTS.
no seriously what the fuck have i done becoming a substitute teacher everyone hates subs jesus christ whose brilliant plan was this i'm going to be eaten alive o_______o
DOUGHNUTS THO