Comments | queenklu: SO I WROTE A BUNCH OF MOVIES THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN

queenklu

SO I WROTE A BUNCH OF MOVIES THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN

Jan 30, 2013 11:29

uh. Movie synopses...es. Synopsis? Things that are not actually movie scripts at this point in time.

Anyway, I thought I'd put them all in one place, get some photos together for ~visual aids!~ etc...that was two days ago. Compiling visual aids is a pain in the ass.

( The Nefertiti Two-Step )

how do i tag this, picspam, writing: i does it

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shri_amato January 30 2013, 21:10:04 UTC

These sound better than 95% of the crap they're calling movies these days. I'd watch 'em.

Saw Hansel and Gretel last night. Yes, he totes came off nervous virgin and she came off kind of dub-connish. After that scene, I wanted Gretel to go kick her ass for making her brother uncomfortable. And if you really though spiky hair witch was Adam, Ima have to give you a refresher on just how that so was not Adam. Even with the rotting face, Adam would still be about a trillion times more beautiful than that. And I could not take the head witch seriously because all I could see was Jean Grey rejecting Logan and then I laugh, wondering what the fuck is wrong in that girl's head.

queenklu January 31 2013, 01:20:41 UTC

Meee tooo, but I'm biased. ;D

I don't think she came off as dub-connish! She just knew what she wanted and that she'd have to take the reins because he was so bad at everything--he could've run off if he wanted to ;3

shri_amato January 31 2013, 01:26:07 UTC

Eh, I went in with my het-slashy goggles firmly on, so it came across as dub-connish to me.

sagetan January 30 2013, 22:00:46 UTC

These are all delightful, #2 especially. Amy Poehler's review is 100% accurate and articulate.

queenklu January 31 2013, 01:31:32 UTC

Hahaha, after the Golden Globes I'm fully on-board with Amy Poehler and George Clooney becoming each others' biggest fans, and then falling madly passionately in love THANKS BB!

julorean January 30 2013, 22:05:59 UTC

If not movies, these sound like awesome novels. not high literature, more gay or chick lit, but I would read them! Especially the first one. It sounds so much like a synopsis for one of those gay romance novels. :D I think it was the "fairly useless degree in Egyptian Art History" that got me. XD

Tho I do like the hapless George Clooney. "Be a dear and cook dinner while we're off fighting zombies," mmhmm, yes.

queenklu January 31 2013, 01:33:50 UTC

I would watch the heeeeell out of these movies. And read the hell out of them too, haha! Maybe one day I'll turns them into novels, who knows?

I just want George Clooney to be hapless in everything he does. HE'S GOT SUCH A GREAT FACE FOR "KINDA DUMB BUT PRETTY"

zolac_no_miko January 31 2013, 01:18:20 UTC

I would watch the shit out of all of these movies but most especially I WANT "WISH YOU WERE HERE" LIKE MOTHERFUCKING BURNING OH MY GOD.

queenklu January 31 2013, 01:35:04 UTC

RIGHT?? RIGHT??? SOMEONE GET ME THE NUMBER OF A MOVIE PRODUCER I WOULD GIVE ALL OF MY LIMBS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN DD:

cat_teh_rose February 1 2013, 05:31:56 UTC

"Wish you were here" needs to happen! Make it so!

queenklu February 1 2013, 21:48:03 UTC

Your wish is my command! *le salute!*