I may have a Jeremy Renner problem

[queenklu]

When we first met Renner he seemed kind of--safe, i want to say? Like, here is a guy who is arguably not as intimidatingly gorgeous as the rest of his cast-mates. I mean, he's up against RDJ and Scarlet Johansson for face! Hiddles and Hemsworth for height! Chris Evans and Ruffles for charisma! His competition is RIDICULOUSLY STEEP.

So in my

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[shri_amato]

Hahahaha, you sound like julorean. You two should flail Renner style together. :P

BTW, I GOT MY LICENCE. FUCKING FINALLY. \o/

[queenklu]

EVERYONE SHOULD FLAIL ABOUT RENNER LET'S ALL GET STUCK IN THIS TAR PIT OF FEELS TOGETHER ALSDFJA

WOOOO YAY BB! *HIGHFIVES*

[jesseofthenorth]

Just the man's component parts (arms, ass, smile) are enough to sneak up on you and COMPLETELY RUIN YOUR LIFE but then? He does shit like... sing! And flip reporters the bird! OR STICK HIS TONGUE OUT IN PUBLIC BECAUSE FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD I DON'T CARE! And that is when you realize you are completely irrevocably fucked.

[queenklu]

Yeah just like--WHOA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. I'M NOT SURE THAT'S ALLOWED. And the SINGING??? Fuck i need to go lie down

[kellifer_fic]

He totally whaps you upside the head with his attractiveness AND YOU DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.

[queenklu]

EXACTLY! Like, I was just find pretending that in some bizarre alternate universe he and i could be bros, and THEN

unf your icon btw unfffff

[kellifer_fic]

I just want to bite his biceps. Nguh!

[an_cat_dubh]

I keep hoping someone will write something about the three triplets, you know Aaron Cross, Will Brandt, and Clay Barton, triplets separated at birth!, because I can never not get enough of Jeremy Renner. He's probably 75% of the reason I watched two of those movies.

[queenklu]

I think I've read one? But it wasn't particularly good. I could really since my teeth into some threesome fic for sure, mmmmmyes. Ugh, Renner always looks so cuddly I would read a 20k fic of Aaron, Will, and Clay just snuggling with each other. ♥___♥

[julorean]

Renner is 110% of the reason I watched Ghost Protocol and The Bourne Legacy. I REGRET NOTHING!

I do have some ideas for a triplet prompt from Avengerkink, but it'll be mainly asskicking and shooting things instead of cuddling. But first I have to finish a Bourne Legacy/Avengers fic (in which Clint=Aaron) for the Avengers Crossover Big Bang.

Here have a whole PACK of Renners being adorable but also KICKING ALL THE ASS.

[an_cat_dubh]

I meant Clint Barton . . .

[julorean]

I fell a little late to the party, but YES OMG RENNER.

Also, you should join us here: http://rennerobsession.livejournal.com/
We have porn! smoking hot het and lots of naughty convos. I mainly lurk, but damn it's a lot of fun!

[queenklu]

Oh god, I might not survive that website. o___________________o aslkdfjlaksdflkdfalkdf

[julorean]

Oh, you'd be in good company, it's populated by zombies/ghosts/LMDs. XD Renner's killed us all.