I may have a Jeremy Renner problem
When we first met Renner he seemed kind of--safe, i want to say? Like, here is a guy who is arguably not as intimidatingly gorgeous as the rest of his cast-mates. I mean, he's up against RDJ and Scarlet Johansson for face! Hiddles and Hemsworth for height! Chris Evans and Ruffles for charisma! His competition is RIDICULOUSLY STEEP.
So in my delusional half-baked fantasies of hanging out with the avengers cast, I kind of thought--Jeremy Renner seems like a cool guy, and i might actually be able to form sentences around in in a humanoid manner. We could hide under a table and flick paperclips at the other avengers and snicker about it, clubhouse style, and it would all be okay because I wasn't hero-worshipping him so we could be bros.
BUT GUYS. I THINK THAT IS THE TRUE TRAP OF RENNER. YOU START OUT THINKING HE'S COOL BUT NOT YOUR TYPE. THEN HE'S FUNNY AND KIND OF ADORABLE. THEN HIS ADORABLISM MORPHS INTO ATTRACTIVENESS VIA AWESOME HUMAN BEING. AND AFTER THAT YOU'RE A LOST CAUSE, YOU'RE GONE, YOU ARE EVERY ANGST FIC YOU'VE EVER READ ABOUT SOMEONE FALLING IN LOVE WITH A FRIEND, HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE CHOICES BUT YOU CAN'T REGRET ANY OF THEM BECAUSE RENNER
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So in my delusional half-baked fantasies of hanging out with the avengers cast, I kind of thought--Jeremy Renner seems like a cool guy, and i might actually be able to form sentences around in in a humanoid manner. We could hide under a table and flick paperclips at the other avengers and snicker about it, clubhouse style, and it would all be okay because I wasn't hero-worshipping him so we could be bros.
BUT GUYS. I THINK THAT IS THE TRUE TRAP OF RENNER. YOU START OUT THINKING HE'S COOL BUT NOT YOUR TYPE. THEN HE'S FUNNY AND KIND OF ADORABLE. THEN HIS ADORABLISM MORPHS INTO ATTRACTIVENESS VIA AWESOME HUMAN BEING. AND AFTER THAT YOU'RE A LOST CAUSE, YOU'RE GONE, YOU ARE EVERY ANGST FIC YOU'VE EVER READ ABOUT SOMEONE FALLING IN LOVE WITH A FRIEND, HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE CHOICES BUT YOU CAN'T REGRET ANY OF THEM BECAUSE RENNER
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