AVENGERS

[queenklu]

NO SPOILERS JUST FEELS.

IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

IT WAS SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

AND NOT EVEN IN A 'GUYS IT'S SO SLASHY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT SO I GET TO READ FIC REALLY THERE IS MERIT THERE YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND THE GAY SUBTEXT' WAY

OH NO

SUBTEXT OUT THE WAZOO

SUBTEXT THAT WAS MORE LIKE STRAIGHT-UP TEXT. GAY STRAIGHT THREEWAY MOREWAY ORGY ETC

THOR SOMEHOW EVEN

Comments

[linnet_melody]

OBVIOUSLY WHEDON LACKED CONVICTION TOO.

My fellow's behind me, muttering "This doesn't look good." And me, in all my fannish faith and "Remember the Alamo!gas station!" just patted his hand and said breezily "don't worry, baby, they would never---"

Also: Never married?! He had a ring! We saw it! What the hell?!

ETA: (Klu, my love, please delete this reply if it is too spoilery.)

[queenklu]

I HAVE A HEADCANNON I POSTED TO THE COMMENT ABOVE AND ETA'D THIS POST SO WE COULD BE SPOILERY IN THE COMMENTS. HE'S NOT REALLY DEAD. N O P E.

"I think he was a cellist." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN besides threeway romantic relationship with clint and natasha

[queenklu]

HE'S NOT REALLY DEAD PENNY

NO LISTEN. LIKE HE SAID (OR STARTED TO SAY), THEY NEED A UNIFYING GRIEF TO BRING THEM TOGETHER. FURY FABRICATED THE WHOLE THING, HAD THE MEDICS WHISK HIM AWAY, STOLE HIS BASEBALL CARDS AND DIPPED THEM IN RED PAINT--because that's not a thing you do to a person who's actually dead, and also that blood was too red to be real, and fucking health hazards all over the joint if fury is tossing around actual bloody material--SO YEAH

NOT DEAD. THIS IS MY HEADCANON. LALALALALA

[biancathecookie]

IT WAS LIKE. THE BEST NERDGASM I THINK I HAVE EVER HAD. JUST. JUST. JFC. I CANNOT EVEN PROCESS WHAT ARE EMOTIONS.

[queenklu]

I KNOW

I KNOW

THIS IS ALL OUR BIRTHDAYS IN A TWO HOUR PACKAGE. *GRABS AND TWIRLS YOU*

[gyzym]

KLU I HAVE ALLLLLLLL THE CLINT/NAT FEELINGS

AND TONY/IMMOVABLE OBJECTS IS TOTALLY A CANON SHIP WHATEVER

[queenklu]

I WANT TO HAVE ALL THE CLINT/NAT FEELNGS

BUT SOME ASSHOLE IN MY ROW WAS SNORING THROUGH THAT PART SO I FEEL LIKE I MISSED IT D:

AND YES, YES IT IS

eta: ALSO THE FUCK, EMAIL, IT APPARENTLY ATE YOUR REPLY TO THE SUITSFIC, BRB READING THAT NOW

[gyzym]

I INVITED YOU INTO A GDOC WITH ALL KINDS OF EDITS AND THINGS?? I THINK YESTERDAY? SDJFHDSKJ ORGANIZATION AND I ARE NOT FRIENDS BUT I KNOW I DID THAT AT SOME POINT

[queenklu]

YES YOU DID, MY EMAIL JUST DECIDED IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND DUMPED IT IN THE JUNK FILE *kicks it* Going over it noooow

[dragonsheart21]

I agree Fury is sneaky and Coulson is not dead, nope not dead. The movie was amazing.

[queenklu]

He's had it. With these motherfucking Avengers on his motherfucking plane.

(yes, yes it was ;D)

[hsuyen]

...

fandom has agreed that Fury being the crafty mofo that he is and Phil being the utter BAMF that he is, together with the fact that Greggy boy has been confirmed for Iron Man 3 - Phil is NOT DEAD AT ALLLLLLL. Maybe an android? Possibly a life-model decoy? :DDDD

FEELINGS
I AM STILL NOT OVER THEM. NOT ONE BIT. LOKI. LOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *rides off into the sunset*

[queenklu]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NICE, I WIN I WIN I WIN, I COULD'VE SWORN I READ AN INTERVIEW THAT SAID HE WAS GOING TO CONTINUE DOING MOVIES, BOOOOO YAAAAAAH *TACKLES YOU*

I THINK HE JUST PASSED OUT AND FURY SMUGGLED HIM TO A MEDBAY SOMEWHERE. YUPYUPYUP

[hsuyen]

I WAS THE HAPPIEST OF HAPPY PEOPLE WHEN I READ IT (I think somewhere on foxxcub's or cobweb-diamond's squee posts?).

He totally healed him. WITH PHASE 2 GADGETS. WHY SHOULD THEY NOT WORK A SECOND TIME <333333

[leodragon1]

Crashing your comments to say, "Oh, thank GOD"

I'm watching the movie again this weekend with my BFF, and I will be scruitinising that scene v.v.v. CLOSELY.