you who i called brother, how could you have come to hate me so?

[queenklu]

Sooo. You know you're a slash fan when you wake up humming All I Ever Wanted from Prince of Egypt for no good reason, then you stop and go--

Huh. Those two dudes are not related.

So maybe Ramses losing his shit everywhere was because of a serious case of UST, because all those times he wrestled with his brown-bare-skinned brother, every time his

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[shri_amato]

*ROTFLMAO*

[queenklu]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[shri_amato]

To be completely honest, the Bible is probably the slashiest, most fucked-up-relationship(s) award winning book EVER. I mean, goddamn, you have slash and incest and Holy Ghost sex, and possibly a threesome or two in there as well. Plus, ya know, a shit ton of other stuff. AND PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE.

[flightjacket]

Oh my GOD. Now I'm just imagining Ramses and Moses singing all up in each other's faces a la Glee and CRYING FROM LAUGHTER, hahaha.

[queenklu]

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUUT ME OFFFFF. IT'S NOT LIKE SLAVES ARE PEOPLE ANYWAY WE NEED FREE LABOR. GUESS YOU THINK WE BUILD PYRAMIDS FROM MAGIC. NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW SOMEBODAAAAAAY

[flightjacket]

NOOOOO, DON'T MAKE THIS SITUATION WORSE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

C R Y I N G.

[queenklu]

NOW AND THEN I THINK OF WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, RULING EGYPT WITH AN IRON FIST AND TELLING PEASANTS THEY WOULD DIIIIIIIIE

BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE THAT WAAAAY BOWING DOWN TO EVERY WORD I SAAAAY, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LET IT GO AND STOP LISTENING TO BURNING BUSHES TELLING YOU TO DO STUFF I MEAN DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING A SANE PERSON WOULD DO NOOOOOOO

what are rhymes

[jennybliss]

OMG I will never thing of the story of Moses the same way ever again. This will now be in the back of my mind ever time I hear the story. I don't know if I should thank you or not.

[queenklu]

Yooooooooooooooooou're welcome bb *SMOOSH*

[hsuyen]

this has always kind of been my BFFs and my headcanon

WE ARE NOT ALONE *sigh of relief* XD

surely this fic is somewhere??? internets, reveal thyselves!

[queenklu]

OH THANK GOD, I AM NOT THE FIRST TO THINK OF THIS. Surely there must be fic, right? TO THE AO3!!

[shri_amato]

Actually, there is. Check Fanfiction.net, too. :P

[hsuyen]

I wouldn't say no to a rec-list.....surely someone made a rec post????? DISNEY SLASHERS WHERE ARE YOU

[callowyn]

I ACTUALLY HAD A WHOLE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE PARALLELS BETWEEN MOSES/RAMSES AND MICHAEL/LUCIFER, which as we all know is just Wincest in disguise and with wings. You should watch the vid at that link and contribute your feelings.

[queenklu]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE. BEST. CONVERSATION. EVER. AND THE VID ITSELF JUST. ALKDFALSDKF LET MY DEMONS GO

BRB REBLOGGING LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD

[callowyn]

ISN'T IT BRILLIANT. Ugh I am awash in feelings AND THIS SONG. HOW COULD YOU HAVE COME TO HATE ME SO. The betrayal, the lost faith, the confusion because they should be a team, they belong together, don't they? They love each other but even that is not enough to save them, some things just aren't going to work out.

THUS SAITH THE LOOOOOORD