you who i called brother, how could you have come to hate me so?
Sooo. You know you're a slash fan when you wake up humming All I Ever Wanted from Prince of Egypt for no good reason, then you stop and go--
Huh. Those two dudes are not related.
So maybe Ramses losing his shit everywhere was because of a serious case of UST, because all those times he wrestled with his brown-bare-skinned brother, every time his chariot raced ahead and the wind whipped up his [insert ancient egyptian name for man-skirt], every time he thought about how he would more than likely marry his sister so why not marry a brother instead (this is history, check it out)--
And maybe he didn't raise an army to go wipe out the fleeing Hebrews maybe he tore halfway across the country to get his brother back because he thought maybe they were brainwashing him, kidnapping him, something that could explain why Moses didn't want to be his brother anymore, because none of this makes sense this is how it's always been--
And then Ramses is like, Well bitch fine, why don't you have your friends collect your records and then change your number, it would be less trouble than MOVING THE FUCKING OCEAN TO GET AWAY FROM ME.
aaaaand wow it's basically that reverse Thor/Loki fic i was talking about yesterday except biblical and egyptian o.O
/ruining your childhood movies like a boss
Huh. Those two dudes are not related.
So maybe Ramses losing his shit everywhere was because of a serious case of UST, because all those times he wrestled with his brown-bare-skinned brother, every time his chariot raced ahead and the wind whipped up his [insert ancient egyptian name for man-skirt], every time he thought about how he would more than likely marry his sister so why not marry a brother instead (this is history, check it out)--
And maybe he didn't raise an army to go wipe out the fleeing Hebrews maybe he tore halfway across the country to get his brother back because he thought maybe they were brainwashing him, kidnapping him, something that could explain why Moses didn't want to be his brother anymore, because none of this makes sense this is how it's always been--
And then Ramses is like, Well bitch fine, why don't you have your friends collect your records and then change your number, it would be less trouble than MOVING THE FUCKING OCEAN TO GET AWAY FROM ME.
aaaaand wow it's basically that reverse Thor/Loki fic i was talking about yesterday except biblical and egyptian o.O
/ruining your childhood movies like a boss