<--everyone in Game of Throne's family motto

[queenklu]

Last night I watched the leaked Game of Thrones episode two streaming (it was awful, quality-wise, and near the end it was basically like watching a narrated picture book, one frame every ten seconds or so JOYS OF UNIVERSITY INTERNET) but anyway--

leupagus asked for a play-by-play. Which I then provided between pauses while the vid was loading. So, spoilers

Comments

[linnet_melody]

I've read most of the books, so I can kind of follow along with wut u did thar. :D I'll be honest, my favorite bit out of eeeeeverything you just said? "He is really bad at bedtime stories, jfc" I laughed SO HARD. 'Cause I can totally see your wide eyes and dropped jaw and flabbergasted expression.

Hee. Klu > All

[queenklu]

SERIOUSLY, HE IS SO BAD. And just, ugh, scummy on a whole new level. I hope he dies horribly. >.O

*HUGGGS*

[extremespndiva]

OMG I was laughing so much through this right up until "Remember the prettiest one? Yeaaaaah, his head shows up in a bag tied to his horse" and then I just wanted to cry :( Because if it's Rakharo it's gonna suck so much, I just randomly started shipping him with Daenerys 2 nights ago and now he's gonna die? Why do the shipping Gods hate me so much? So not fair lol Anyways, I downloaded the webrip of 2x02 but I haven't watched it yet. I hope that at some point Jon kills papa-pedo and maybe lets Ghost rip his dick off -_- Nothing better happen to my baby Jon...

P.S. Hi!! *glomps*

[queenklu]

The thing is with this show, YOU DON'T DARE SHIP ANYONE WITH ANYONE. BECAUSE THERE IS A HIGHER THAN NORMAL POSSIBILITY THAT THEY WILL DIE.

*hugs* I really, really don't know their names. But if Rakharo is the only horseman of the three that she talked to, then...pretty sure it was him. THEY DIDN'T SHOW US THE HEAD THOUGH? THERE MIGHT STILL BE A CHANCE?

[extremespndiva]

Yeah Rakharo was the one she called blood of my blood and then they shared a look and I literally smacked myself on the forehead and said "Oh great, now I ship them...just like that...I'm such a shipper slut" I'm sure my husband now thinks I'm insane lmao my main ship on this show has never even met *shrugs* I ship Daenerys/Jon and I don't even know why lol it's just somehow become my otp for this show SMH

[sagetan]

Ahahhaahah! I just watched the episode and I gotta say, your writeup is just as entertaining as the real thing :DDD And now I'm gonna start calling that guy Randy because I haven't figured out his name yet either.

[queenklu]

RIGHT? I can't keep any names straight, and no one is ever called Bob or something else normal (though I did learn that Baby!Hagrid's name is Samwise no definitely not a hobbit we hates lotr precious JUST SAM, TOTALLY JUST SAM) Whatevs.

Glad to be amusing, bb! :DDD