Pocket sized, exactly! Someone who fits against you, for once. I knew someone who was like that, and I would give him bear hugs all the time. It was like a fix.
I just have this fear--okay, if I ever hugged Scott Caan (and didn't immediately pass out or spontaneously combust etc)...I'm 5'11". My boobs would basically be in his face.
...I'm sure he'd like it because we all know Scotty Caan loves boobies, but STILL.
For some reason I can't stop staring at his little busted up sneakers.
And his crotch, but that's a given.
Scott Caan is the perfect height for me - he has 5 inches on me which means my head would rest perfectly on his shoulder when in the middle of a hug. I think this must be fate.
His sneakers and--the phone in his pocket, for some reason. ALL THE LITTLE BITS, REALLY, THIS PIC IS PERFECTION.
-.- I once had a friend named Rose who pointed out that if she married Orlando Bloom her name would be Rose Bloom. But since you are only hugging Scott Caan in your hypothetical scenario, I might just let that slide. ;3
Did you notice how tight his shirt is across the chest? Yumyum, darling.
Come on, I think about these things! Like as a 5 foot tall girl - what is my best fit for a guy? a) Someone under 5'6" (like Dominic Monagahan or Scott Caan) because my head would fit perfectly at his shoulder height, he'd be the perfect size dance partner for me and I wouldn't have to crane up to look him in the face. Plus then our children wouldn't be taller than me by age 8. Or b) Someone over 6 foot with some muscles to boot (the taller the better - like Adam Baldwin, yes please, or Jared Padalecki) so that he could literally pick me up with one arm and just carry me anytime (like up and down stairs or just because I want him too for funsies) and I could hang off his back like a monkey and literally use him as a living mattress when we cuddle.
These are important things a girl must think about!
Anyways, you know I'm not gonna marry Scott Caan. I'm gonna accidentally marry Chad Michael Murray in Vegas, remember?!
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...I'm sure he'd like it because we all know Scotty Caan loves boobies, but STILL.
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And his crotch, but that's a given.
Scott Caan is the perfect height for me - he has 5 inches on me which means my head would rest perfectly on his shoulder when in the middle of a hug. I think this must be fate.
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-.- I once had a friend named Rose who pointed out that if she married Orlando Bloom her name would be Rose Bloom. But since you are only hugging Scott Caan in your hypothetical scenario, I might just let that slide. ;3
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Come on, I think about these things! Like as a 5 foot tall girl - what is my best fit for a guy? a) Someone under 5'6" (like Dominic Monagahan or Scott Caan) because my head would fit perfectly at his shoulder height, he'd be the perfect size dance partner for me and I wouldn't have to crane up to look him in the face. Plus then our children wouldn't be taller than me by age 8. Or b) Someone over 6 foot with some muscles to boot (the taller the better - like Adam Baldwin, yes please, or Jared Padalecki) so that he could literally pick me up with one arm and just carry me anytime (like up and down stairs or just because I want him too for funsies) and I could hang off his back like a monkey and literally use him as a living mattress when we cuddle.
These are important things a girl must think about!
Anyways, you know I'm not gonna marry Scott Caan. I'm gonna accidentally marry Chad Michael Murray in Vegas, remember?!
(also, Rose Bloom would be an ( ... )
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