Did you notice how tight his shirt is across the chest? Yumyum, darling.
Come on, I think about these things! Like as a 5 foot tall girl - what is my best fit for a guy? a) Someone under 5'6" (like Dominic Monagahan or Scott Caan) because my head would fit perfectly at his shoulder height, he'd be the perfect size dance partner for me and I wouldn't have to crane up to look him in the face. Plus then our children wouldn't be taller than me by age 8. Or b) Someone over 6 foot with some muscles to boot (the taller the better - like Adam Baldwin, yes please, or Jared Padalecki) so that he could literally pick me up with one arm and just carry me anytime (like up and down stairs or just because I want him too for funsies) and I could hang off his back like a monkey and literally use him as a living mattress when we cuddle.
These are important things a girl must think about!
Anyways, you know I'm not gonna marry Scott Caan. I'm gonna accidentally marry Chad Michael Murray in Vegas, remember?!
(also, Rose Bloom would be an excellent, excellent name! Kudos to your friend for thinking about these important things when picking a mate!)
Come on, I think about these things! Like as a 5 foot tall girl - what is my best fit for a guy? a) Someone under 5'6" (like Dominic Monagahan or Scott Caan) because my head would fit perfectly at his shoulder height, he'd be the perfect size dance partner for me and I wouldn't have to crane up to look him in the face. Plus then our children wouldn't be taller than me by age 8. Or b) Someone over 6 foot with some muscles to boot (the taller the better - like Adam Baldwin, yes please, or Jared Padalecki) so that he could literally pick me up with one arm and just carry me anytime (like up and down stairs or just because I want him too for funsies) and I could hang off his back like a monkey and literally use him as a living mattress when we cuddle.
These are important things a girl must think about!
Anyways, you know I'm not gonna marry Scott Caan. I'm gonna accidentally marry Chad Michael Murray in Vegas, remember?!
(also, Rose Bloom would be an excellent, excellent name! Kudos to your friend for thinking about these important things when picking a mate!)
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