just as a primer, we are both stone cold sober

[queenklu]

Me: So I heard about this drink called a Shark Tank.

Mom: Really?

Me: Yeah, it's got like--vodka and blue flavor and lemon soda and you have to serve it in a round glass, and then you put Nerds on the bottom--

Mom: Nerds?

Me: Because it looks like fish tank gravel? And then you add Swedish Fish!

Mom: WHAT?

Me: So they look like little sharks in a tank,

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[shri_amato]

Hahahahaha.

Damnit. Now I want Swedish Fish.

[queenklu]

I've never really liked Swedish Fish all that much--It's not that I don't like them, I just like other candies MORE. But I would definitely change my mind if they were vodka flavored. :D

[shri_amato]

Any candy that is vodka flavored is going to be greater than any that is non-vodka flavored.

Damnit. I STILL want Swedish Fish. Wonder if they sell 'em at the gas station.

[imaginarycircus]

SO MUCH BETTER than the drink my friend served at his birthday called "The John." It was something yellow with a tootsie roll in it. D: D: D:

[queenklu]

I would punch your friend in the face if he started insisting I try one. Jsyk.

[imaginarycircus]

I was already drunk so I tried it. It was very sweet and I think I consoled myself with a beer.

[queenklu]

And a punch to the face?

[the_beccaroo]

Oh god, lutefisk is terrifying enough. Adding vodka is possibly the most disturbing thing in the world.

[queenklu]

I'm so very, very glad she was wrong. *shudder*

[locknkey]

I am so LOLing - they may not have them in Sweden, but they do have them at IKEA.

@ drinks as a friend of min has come to say - at least it doesn't have Tabasco sauce in it. And now I really want to see a shark tank in action becasue it the fish doesn't float - *sigh*

[queenklu]

Alaska doesn't haaaaaave IKEAs, we just barely got Target two years ago and the Valley (that's Palmer, Wasilla, AND the Butte area) only has one movie theater even though we got a second one last year because the first one was kind of shitty and went out of business.

If the fish DO float then BWAHAHA they are all belly-up fishes. And if they sink, well, I will still laugh.

[delicatale]

Muahahahaha XD. Although, I get your mom - as a French living in the UK, I'm always told 'but this is French!' when really, IT'S NOT.

[queenklu]

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE FRENCH. Y'ALL HAVE NO WORD FOR ENTREPENEUR.

/Bush

*hides*

[delicatale]

THE WAY YOU SAY THAT WORD ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE. But then again I cannot say words like 'aisle' and 'gauge'. I don't know why, I just can't pronounce them right.

[queenklu]

I cannot pronounce most French things right, despite (or because of) 4 years of French in highschool. My teacher was from Louisiana. So, and I quote, "Vous means Y'ALL."

...I would get beat up in France.