See Mike Top (a picspam)
amnoturmonkey is doubting Mike's ability to top in an M-squared relationship. Allow me to explain:
Meet Mike:
Mike is clearly awesome. Mike plays ice hockey, the sport where people lose things like teeth and brains. And he does it for Charity.
Meet Tom:
Tom is clearly toppy. Despite his big girly lips. Why? Because Tom is obviously...
...Taller.
In the Tom/Mike relationship, this made Mike the ankle grabber.
Also, there is this:
And this:
And this
Yes! By merely touching Jensen some of his bottomy tendencies have rubbed off (ha)!
(Because obviously Jared tops, most of the time. Have you seen him?)
BUT NO, LADIES AND...OKAY JUST LADIES PROBABLY!
Lo, witness the Padalecki top-transfer rub off, restoring Mike to his rightful state! (stupid hats not required!)
Because, honestly, is this the face of a guy who catches?
....Okay, well, FOR THIS MAN?
Yeah. I think not.
/logic
P.S. It is my indisputable oppinion that if these gorgeous men were actually gay, they'd trade off, depending on their moooods. Just don't go trying to tell me about lesbian man secks. Obviously, i overreact.