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Drunky McDrunkerson
I don't remember a whoooole lot about last night. I know Charles and I did shots. Lots of shots. And I cussed him for giving me jack instead of Jim. and we toasted. Let's see. We toasted jack, jim and johnnie; jennie, jimmy and jack; dr. hot, older women, blue eyed brunettes and redheads, and hot guys with big cocks (that was charles' answer to ( Read more... ) -
Why morning hates me as much as I hate it
So today I had to be up at 6 to take my brother to school so he could ride the bus to his academic team meet. Instead of going to bed early, I decide it makes perfect sense to stay up until 2 watching kills videos on youtube. My mom calls at 10 after 6 because she has no faith that I am awake and getting Dillon ready. Mom says he has to be there ( Read more... ) -
My Southern Manners Do Oblige
Sometimes I do not exercise the best judgment. Sometimes I decide it would be a good idea to walk several blocks after dark in a not-so-nice part of town. Sometimes I'm amazed I'm still alive. I rarely wonder why my friends think I'm an idiot. -
Writer's Block: Dream Trip
Narnia. Or Camelot.
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Writer's Block: Know by Heart
I do this all the time. My two favorites, though, are:
Raconteurs: Salute Your Solution
I heard: And Obi-Wan will take it
It actually says: And only one I'm taking
Jenny Lewis: Bad Man's World
I heard: It's a bat-man's world
It actually says: It's a bad man's world
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Book reports for college!
So I am writing a glorified book report for my history class that is due in 3 hours and I have to leave the house in 30 minutes and I'm halfway done. Whatever, this is not the important part. I just had a conversation via text that went like this:
"Blah blah map test chinese provinces"
"HONG KONG. SHANG HAI"
"Those are cities"
"Manchuria!"
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SNOW
So. I knew it was snowing this morning, but I hadn't realized how much stuck. It's so awesome, no one's mucked in it, and it's not OMG FREEZING, so I ended up playing in the snow for an hour at 1 in the morning. I made armies of mini snow men on cars. I wish I had a camera. Anyway.
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Books books books
So. I just spent 300 bucks on books, and I still have to get 2, which will be another 50. But. Ok whatever, that's college, college is a racket, it's to be expected. The part that is making my brain ASPLODE ( Read more... ) -
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It is very disconcerting to wake up from a nice nap to see your cats fucking at the foot of the bed. I think it's actually worse realizing my cat has a better love life that I do. -
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Wooooooah paint fumes. I should probably relocate, because I am sitting on my couch. Which is in pieces, in the middle of the living room, and I had to vault over the side to get on it. Because I just finished painting the room. And, as I said, relocation would be advisable, because I am already half high on paint fumes from the actual painting but ( Read more... )