"If you were a guy, I'd punch you in the dick right now."

[quazo]

I need to share another note from a family member. This is from my second cousin Jim, who is not only very funny, but nothing short of a genius. See, on his Facebook account, he updated his status to "Jim just witnessed an amazing employee/customer meltdown in Subway. Wow!" Being the curious little monkey I am, I inquired to what he meant. This

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[curseofpogo]

I know I already said this was awesome, but it still is =p

[quazo]

XD It is. I just find it extra funny because I know people named Brian and Tammy, so I can't help but imagine them being the ones doing this. XDD

[isarian]

Actually, I can imagine Nick and Tammy doing this too xD

[quazo]

I know, right? XD I hope I'm this funny when I'm in my 30's.

[isarian]

I've been noticing that as you age, your marginal smart-assery per year has been increasing with no signs of slowing down.

[quazo]

Exponential smart-assery: good for me, bad for the rest of the world!

[isarian]

Haaahahahhaaha!

I wish something like this would happen in my regular Subway. LOL

[isarian]

OH GOD YOU USED THE ICON FROM FAMILY GUY YOU TALKED ABOUT LAST NIGHT LOLLOLLOL

[quazo]

Shit chyeah I did!

[isarian]

How you be so baller?

[maileigh]

*snort!*
Nice!

Odd cause I wanted to go to Subway for lunch today... I just might do so. XD

[quazo]

Who knows? This may just be the beginning of a sandwich apocalypse! Zombies will run rampant through Subway restaurants everywhere! And they'll change it from "Eat fresh" to "Eat flesh!"

[quazo]

XDD. I can't take it anymore! *face full of onions!*