So I was at the grocery today just doing some casual shopping. I ended up stumbling onto the cutest cupcake paper liners in the world. They were all flowery and had bunnies on them. It's times like these that my homosexuality slaps me in the face. It's not normal for a man to be this excited about bunnies is it?

Oh well.

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I have recently become aware that my true love died before I was ever born. You see I was destined to turn Shakespeare gay and have hot sweaty gay sex with him every night while he compared my beauty to a variety of things. I was supposed to be there with him nude on the couch while he wrote sonnets about me in that wordy way that he always seems ( Read more... )

I'm in a weird mood ( Read more... )

I got bored so I drew a bunch of terrible pictures of my friends and then some good ones ( I'll let you decide which are which.)

Group:
my friends

Heero:
Heero looks like this
This is how I see him
Duo:
Duo looks like this
This is how I see him
Trowa:
Trowa looks like this
This is how I see him
Me:
This is how I look....really....honestly...this ( Read more... )

Allah! What has this world come to? I got this email today asking me if I was satisfied with the size of my penis. I'd like to know who this person is that thinks that they are close enough to me to ask about the comfort level that I have in regard to my own private areas. For the record I am very satisfied with my size.

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Rashid played a trick on me, and of course I fell for it. I can't imagine what it was that actually compelled me to look when he told me that I dropped my pocket. I am too gullible.

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