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I bought a new top-of-the-line 8800 GTS graphics card for my Dell e510. When it arrived in the mail, I was shocked to discover it was about 4 times the size of the old one, and required two slots to fit.

So, basically, it didn't:


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This gave me goosebumps and I won't lie; my eyes got a little watery.

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In an effort to turn my life around (and around), I resolved to start waking up at 7am EST every day to varying degrees of success. More accurately, for the past week, I have gotten up at 7am every morning and had more 20 minute 'adjustment' naps than I've had cumulatively in the last 10 years of my life ( Read more... )

Pretty girls aren't everything.

Addendum: Who needs a girlfriend when so many hot, illiterate strippers want to be my friends on MySpace? Haw.

There's no food left and I have $12 that has to last until payday.

I poured the remnants of a bag of potato chips into the remnants of a container of French Dip and stuck in a plastic spoon.

Success.

Less hungry.

I think I'll eat with family tonight.

I looked in the mirror today and thought... "If I were gay, I'd hit it."

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