IMPERIAL DECREE:

By the powers vested in Me by the heavens, I am the Emperor and I am the son of the Heavens.

I hereby denounce Empress Qiao'er as the Empress and strip her of all titles and clothes

She shall be condemned and confined in the Stinky Palace

My words are the mandate of God

and I will tolerate no contestation

All who object to this decree ( Read more... )

I am so annoyed with myself right now ( Read more... )

For those of you who think otherwise, my nick is pronounced Cheow-SKI, like Tchaikovsky.

NOT Cheow-SKY!!!

I hate managing money. It never fails to put me in a bad mood ( Read more... )

I had a weird dream today. Fire. For the first time I can remember ( Read more... )

I bet you've never washed your toilet bowl with Vodka.
Regurgitated vodka not counted.

My fingers are blue.
So very cold. and tired...

So very very tired...
42 hours, and counting...
How much longer will it be?
How much more can I take?

Must.Be.Strong.

You know how some pets (eg. tortise, fish, hermit crabs) tend to grow bigger if you put them in a bigger living environment? Well, it just occurred to me that I will probably be taller if I didn't grow up in an apartment with such low ceilings. By the time I was 12, I could jump and touch the ceiling. Imagine how many inches I've lost living in a ( Read more... )

Sydney-Christchurch (Will be in Sydney on the 2nd, then 4th night and 5th!)
Manchester
Vienna
Singapore (16th & 17th)
Zurich
Istanbul
Calcutta (?)

And run off somewhere in between!