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TMI ...
I haven't pooped in like three days. I'm not sure if it's due to the lack of fiber in my diet (nutrition goddess Heather tells me I should be ingesting 25 grams of fiber daily, which I am not), the unfortunate side effect of some new medication I am on, or punishment for turning Nora P., salutatorian of the class of 1992 into a lesbian for a year ( Read more... ) -
You Know You Have Food Issues When ...
I was just perusing the W4W ads on Craigslist and this one caught my eye almost immediately:
All I Dream About Is Eating - 28 (Washington DC)
Excitedly, I clicked on the link imagining us on our first date going to one of those all you can eat Chinese buffets...
Apparently, she was referring to pussy. I'm so disappointed.
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Work Matters
Conversation between the Executive Vice President and I:
VP: Would you mind three-hole punching those (points to 4" stack of documents) for me?
Me: (with eyebrows raised) You're paying me $XX.XX (considerable amount of money) an hour to punch holes in paper?
VP: Well, it's better than paying me $XXX.XX (even greater amount of money than my ( Read more... ) -
Random Thoughts
My ass looks REALLY huge in this skirt. I might've been able to disguise it's hugeness, had I not been wearing hot pink converse sneakers. I will consider this a life lesson.
I'm on page 222 of dooce.com ... making progress.
I like drinking Poland Spring sparkling water because it makes me burp loudly after each gulp at which point I exclaim to ( Read more... ) -
Bloggity blog blog blog
I can't figure out how to change the position of my userpic relative to the text and it's pissing me off. I know that when I first set up this blog, there was a way to do this, but for the life of me, I can't figure out how. Oh well ( Read more... ) -
Work Matters
From a conversation earlier today with my VP:
VP: We're going down to (insert name of bumfuck Virginia city here) on Wednesday to do a sales demo for (insert name of right-wing christian organization here).
Me: But we're heathens.
VP: I know.
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Random Thought
Friend Alex somehow fixed the html for my last post so that the first part of it was no longer in bold (I couldn't edit it in RTF for some reason).
I think I might love her a little for this, even though I am still annoyed at how she tried to make me respond to an ad on craiglist from an UGLY woman, just because she wants us to be able to double- ( Read more... ) -
Long Time, No Post
Soooo, I realize it's been awhile since I've posted anything here and that's primarily because I put skating on hiatus for awhile. I always hate skating in the winter because the rink is 45 minutes away and I skate and I get all sweaty and then I have to go out in the cold, get in the car, and drive another 45 minutes home, all damp and stinky and ( Read more... ) -
Do I look Mongolian to you?
I've been feeling really lonely lately, so I decided to spend the President's Day weekend in NYC and see some of my old friends from PPFA. I don't really feel like blogging about everything that happened, because I am in a kind of depressed funk right now, but one of the funnier highlights from the weekend was when Marshall, Beth, Debra and I were ( Read more... )
