Conversation with Officemate Tim

[qhshowoman]

Me:  Tim, do you want a piece of gum?  (holding up my pack of Orbit Sangria Fresca  gum and smelling it)

Tim:  No, I already have some gum.

Me: (still smelling pack of gum)  But my gum is the BEST gum ever.

Tim:  But you already gave me a piece.  I have it right here.

Me:  Really?

Tim: Yes.

Me:  Wow.  I'm nicer than I thought.

Okay, as I started typing

Comments

[icyspook]

excellent. the topper is really the swallowing of the gum.