Conversation with Officemate Tim
Me: Tim, do you want a piece of gum? (holding up my pack of Orbit Sangria Fresca gum and smelling it)
Tim: No, I already have some gum.
Me: (still smelling pack of gum) But my gum is the BEST gum ever.
Tim: But you already gave me a piece. I have it right here.
Me: Really?
Tim: Yes.
Me: Wow. I'm nicer than I thought.
Okay, as I started typing this entry, I somehow managed to inadvertantly swallow the piece of Orbit Sangria Fresca gum I'd happily been chewing. It will probably lodge in my esophagus or I'll get aspiration pneumonia or something now. Just wait and see...