If you need instruction, perhaps violence isn't for you?

Actually, it was "How To Make Super Pop-ups," not the sequel to "Everybody Poops."

Dang.

Canterbury Tales for Children.

Not Grendel, I'm guessing.

(I said this to the patron who was checking out the book and it didn't even get a chuckle. That should have been indication enough that I shouldn't post it but I'm going to wait until someone actively protests this entry before I consider removing it.)

Larry King?

"Bullroarers became the playthings of the boys, and old men sat and wept over the profanation and their loss of power and privilege ( Read more... )

"The new book of salivas"

Do I want to know?

"The Nutcracker Burlesque"

Ow.

Kinda betrays the sentiment of the show, doesn't it?

Run aground on a sandbar? A euphemism for being stuck?

No.

The author's name.

Nom de plume?

The Forgotten Carrot.