???

[q_kazoo]

Aw man. This computer is so lame, there's no games on it or anything. Booooooooooooring. And what's with this diary thing? Diaries are for ladies and I am not a lady and I don't want to talk to ladies.I'm just posting with this because I saw some people who really didn't look like anyone I know and they weren't even imaginary friends! HEY PEOPLE.

Comments

[innocentxcharm]

...You're weird.

[q_kazoo]

Nuh-uh! You're weird!

[innocentxcharm]

Huh?-No, you're weird!

[q_kazoo]

What!? No! YOU'RE weird!!!

[q_kazoo]

...

I said I spoke FRENCH, not LAME.

[q_kazoo]

Psh. THAT wasn't French.

ZEES EEZ FRENCH.

[letmehealyou]

WOW.

...You're cool-looking mister. Are you made of jello? :O

[q_kazoo]

What? No! I'm an imaginary friend!

Are YOU made of jello?

[letmehealyou]

Imaginary...? But how come I can see you? :O

I don't think so. o.o

[q_kazoo]

I don't know. Everyone can see me! Haven't you ever seen an imaginary friend before?

That's too bad. I sure do loves me some jello!

[lilo_pelekai]

Grape jelly on salami? That sounds like something Stitch would eat.

Also, your French sounds kinda weird. Maybe you should work on your accent.

[q_kazoo]

It's delicious. Like ice cream on tacos.

Huh, really? I thought it was pretty good.

[awomanstouch]

This isn't Europe, or France.

[q_kazoo]

I know that! I'm in Foster's, but the people IN here are from Europe, lady.

[awomanstouch]

Wrong, you're not in Foster's anymore.

[q_kazoo]

Uh-huh. It looks like someone's been drinking too much soda.