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[q_kazoo]

Aw man. This computer is so lame, there's no games on it or anything. Booooooooooooring. And what's with this diary thing? Diaries are for ladies and I am not a lady and I don't want to talk to ladies.I'm just posting with this because I saw some people who really didn't look like anyone I know and they weren't even imaginary friends! HEY PEOPLE.

Comments

[truewaterknight]

I'm sorry to say that you are no longer in your house.

[q_kazoo]

Are you stupid or something? Of COURSE I'm in Foster's! Where else could I be? The moon?

[truewaterknight]

If you must know, you're currently residing in Wonderland.

[q_kazoo]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[q_kazoo]

I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

[q_kazoo]

And APPARENTLY you don't know good French when you see it!

[giftedistheterm]

...words fail me.

[q_kazoo]

Huh? No they can't! They're not teachers.

[giftedistheterm]

That's not quite what I meant.

Let's try again... First of all, no one here is imaginary because this isn't your house. Second of all...if you're imaginary, then why am I even talking to youhow can you even exist?

(OOC: Strike is gone. XD)

[q_kazoo]

Well... this place doesn't look much like Foster's, I guess.

Eh? I can exist because I'm an imaginary friend, duh!

There sure are a lot of stupid people here.

[monarch_sting]

So you're a talking blue gum drop or something? Cause, you know, I think we're fresh out of room for things that aren't supposed to talk at the moment.

[q_kazoo]

No. I'm an IMAGINARY FRIEND. Jeez! How many times do I gotta say it!?

I am supposed to talk, you weirdo. Dx

[monarch_sting]

Imaginary friend? Like what a little kid has? Are you calling yourself that, or what?

Cause, you know, it's not a very impressive name.

[q_kazoo]

Yes! Jeez! How many times do I have to SAY it!?

What the heck is that supposed to mean!? 'imaginary friend' isn't my name, you know. It's Bloo!

[thehankanator]

Dude, are you a superhero that got your powers from like, a mad scientist's experiment or something?

Grape jelly on salami? Ew! That's worse than egg salad!

[q_kazoo]

...

...

...

YES. I AM SO A SUPERHERO!

THE BLOO AVENGER, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[thehankanator]

Cool! What kind of powers do you have?

[q_kazoo]

I have... I ha--

ALL of them!