One does try to render assisstance to all, indeed . Coffee and Kudos to those in need.

After a hotly contested game of scrabble the Mistress won with her spelling of phooey, as derived from one of her favourite crime authors, the inimitable Rex Stout.

The return from far flung exotic locales, as determined by the Mistress, was jubilant. Much was seen. Much was done. Much was endured. Nothing was learnt - the same mistake will most assuredly be made again. To which I bow my head in resignation.

Disaster has struck m'lady and I find that after much time spent convalescing on the sunny south coast her usual rude health has been restored. Weymouth held much appeal in the ice creams, the promenade and the local inhabitants ( Read more... )

I fear my mistress may no longer wish for my services. I should be distraught yet I remain ambivalent, perhaps it is that I gamble on my status and standing with her northern compatriots.

Meanwhile the weather continues to be unsettled, but I rather miss the excitement of the snow. Thus until hell freezes over I stand ever vigilent...

The mistress remains in a most foul and black humour, which I can only assume is a direct result of spineless senior management and a besmirching of her good name in professional circles.

Thus although the exterior weather is balmy and delightful; within, there are thunderclouds brewing.

The mistress is finite and one finds that the worm can turn ( Read more... )

Having been disengaged by the mistress for a short while over the festive season, I have enjoyed the delights of rediscovering pastimes and pursuits ( Read more... )

The week has passed and life's mistress has been unseasonably kind. The tranquility of so few people's demands to attend to was a refreshing change, a type of bliss rarely enjoyed. The forthcoming week shall be much the same, although one does wish it could be spent in more salubrious circumstances, the tin hut without the basic essentials such as ( Read more... )

I appear to have mislaid the escape button and remain stuck in limbo (sigh).