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Supernatural Fic - Hot Iron and the Diver (CRAAAAACK)

Mar 30, 2010 02:45

Title: Hot Iron and the Diver
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Word Count: ~1300
Warnings: CRACK. Also a superhero!AU wherein they totally fight crime. Kind of. In a fashion.
Prompt: From theyfightcrime.org: "He's a fiendish misogynist waffle chef on the wrong side of the law. [He]'s an orphaned cigar-chomping pearl diver with only [him]self to ( Read more... )

dean winchester is a douche, glorious phallic obsession, meanwhile in a parallel world..., fluttery wings and horny things, dean/castiel: two assholes in love, i am blaming this on victoria, ohgodohgodmybrain, fanfiction, oh fine castiel can have his own tag, whatever. idek., that show with the brothers and the car

Comments 22

quiddative March 30 2010, 14:53:18 UTC

I--I--

I applaud your brain for coming up with this. Especially the backstory omg. Now I wish I lived in Quebec City if for only the slim possibility of meeting Hot Iron and Diver 8(

pyrebi March 31 2010, 00:54:47 UTC

Well, I did have that prompt. Everything else was just me trying to make sense of it. (And being weird at 2am.)

I'm not sure you'd wanna meet Hot Iron or the Diver, though. When they're together, they're usually bickering over which one of them did a better job of taking out whatever criminal they were up against. Separately, Hot Iron's actually pretty quiet and likes to get in, get the job done, and get out. The Diver's a lot more charismatic, but he's also got a hair trigger. More than a couple of "rescued civilians" have had pearl-inflicted bruises because they popped up unexpected-like. So.

ANYHOW. Thanks muchly for reading this bit of utter silliness!

catty_the_spy March 30 2010, 19:15:47 UTC

You? Are AWESOME.

pyrebi March 31 2010, 00:48:19 UTC

Ahaha, thanks!

burntcopper March 30 2010, 23:48:23 UTC

is it so bad that I want fanart?

pyrebi March 31 2010, 00:59:30 UTC

OH MY GOD. If I could get, like, a comic-book-style pic of Hot Iron and the Diver I WOULD DIE. Like all ACTION SHOT with Hot Iron shooting out one of his paddles and the Diver being all cool and posing and grinning.

Okay, whatever, I'll admit it: I just want a pic of Cas with a domino mask and a waffle iron.

-hides face in shame-

onebrightmoment March 31 2010, 00:03:30 UTC

this has got to be one of the most entertaining things I've ever read!! and I think I may have liked the backstory even more than I liked the 'present day' story. kinda pulpy and campy and AWESOME.

also, these lines:
even for two dudes who loved cock, "the Pearl Diver" was pretty gay

Cas, knowing that taking on a waffle-making job might arouse suspicions, instead finds employ as a crepe-maker.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

pyrebi March 31 2010, 01:02:54 UTC

Oh, totally campy. xD How could it not be?

I am glad you found it entertaining! Thanks so much for reading and commenting!

spilled_notes March 31 2010, 02:11:38 UTC

this is just glorious.

and now I want waffles.

and have to include Cas' waffle-making abilities in every fic EVER after this. seriously. that is brilliant. <3 and of course, include you as the inspiration.

I want Hot Iron and Diver comic books. and merch. MERCH, I TELL YOU.