Supernatural Fic - Hot Iron and the Diver (CRAAAAACK)

Mar 30, 2010 02:45

Title: Hot Iron and the Diver
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Word Count: ~1300
Warnings: CRACK. Also a superhero!AU wherein they totally fight crime. Kind of. In a fashion.
Prompt: From theyfightcrime.org: "He's a fiendish misogynist waffle chef on the wrong side of the law. [He]'s an orphaned cigar-chomping pearl diver with only [him]self to ( Read more... )

dean winchester is a douche, glorious phallic obsession, meanwhile in a parallel world..., fluttery wings and horny things, dean/castiel: two assholes in love, i am blaming this on victoria, ohgodohgodmybrain, fanfiction, oh fine castiel can have his own tag, whatever. idek., that show with the brothers and the car

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toffee_and_tea March 31 2010, 06:55:10 UTC
LLOOL

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pyrebi April 2 2010, 03:43:47 UTC
-thumbs up!-

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innie_darling March 31 2010, 14:31:01 UTC
That is so adorable!

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pyrebi April 2 2010, 03:44:34 UTC
Aw, thanks! Glad you liked. ♥

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deancastielmod April 2 2010, 03:28:13 UTC
I think I read this, then thought I hallucinated it, and then found it again. XD

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pyrebi April 2 2010, 03:38:52 UTC
This is my favorite comment ever. So much so that I immediately sent the link to unreckless and said that very thing. I love you.

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calcium_yeah April 2 2010, 05:26:37 UTC
I thought extraonions hallucinated this, read it, then thought the internet spontaneously created it for purposes of pure insanity. I love that the background is just as long and just as interesting as the story. Also, making crepes instead of waffles--brilliant.

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gabby_silang April 17 2010, 20:59:32 UTC
The sizzle of batter and the sizzle of flesh didn’t sound too different on a properly heated iron. Just the smell was different. The smell, the screams, and the justice.

I'm nearly convinced that this is the best story I've ever read. It wants for nothing. I mean, you even said "cock" down there in the making-of, so you got that covered.

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