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[pyratelady]

Looks like somebody (SKIVEE) needs to work on his impulse control. And perhaps adjust his meds.*

Thank goodness nobody reads this anymore.

* And update his CALENDAR. April Fool's day is TOMORROW.

Comments

[pyratelady]

Oh yeah! I forgot that April Fool's Day is March 32! My mistake!

He's still lousy at spelling, though. GAWD.

[skivee]

I'm great at spelling, It's my typling that sucks

[kateslover]

Damn. You mean there won't be Bacon-enrobed Porque Cordon Bleu at MDRF? I was going to make the trip back to MD for that...

[skivee]

It does sound pretty good, eh?

[kateslover]

Trust me Skivee - if there's not already a recipe out there somewhere, I WILL create one!

[3fgburner]

Ok, now _I_ have to do some research. Can you say, "Perfect for Atkins", boys and girls?

[3fgburner]

"Looks like somebody (SKIVEE) needs to work on his impulse control."

A lady asked Skivee for dresses,
We had some of those on board.
A skirt she wanted,
Jump'er he did!
And now we don't sail there no more.

[kateslover]

I never did get the bouy line: a "bumper" in naval parlance is a fender, not a bouy. Or maybe I'm just thinking too hard instead of just having fun.

Anyway, I offer another verse if anyone's interested:

A lady asked Skivee for playing cards,
We had some of those on board.
Cards she wanted?
Poker I did!
That's why we don't sail there no more.

[3fgburner]

Bumper >> Bump 'er >> Bump her he did.

[kateslover]

I get that. But the "bumper" word play was on "buoy," as "jumper" was on "skirt/dresses."

A buoy she wanted?
Bumper I did...

Ah well, it's just a fun song and like I said, I'm making it too hard...

...uh... I mean too difficult...

[kateslover]

As promised

[skivee]

Sounds tasty!. What's the sodium level like?

[kateslover]

"Nutrition Facts: Don’t Sail There"

Having said that, the "only" source of sodium is the ham and the bacon, so it depends on the brand of each.

[suehypno]

I was wondering. I mean, Pabst?? That's the reason I LEFT Wisconsin! lol