Have been v. busy lately. Daily routine has altered to include dog. Dog, despite needing walks and tick baths, is v. intelligent. Has set up some kind of secret lair in the basement with large computers designed to moniter aspects of town. Am fairly willing to let him do it, since he goes halves on the power bill ( Read more... )

Have had v. busy series of days. Decided to re-rust bathroom, spent some time ripping skin of zealots, had to make extra slot in schedual to kill manifestations of chauvanistic douche's psyche. All this on top of regular rape and dismemberment of maniquens and Zwak! V. tiring. Am thinking of taking light vacation ( Read more... )

Had been putting off cleaning other room. V. big pile of sawdust, got in fibers of chair seatcovers etc. Was avoiding extra work. Finally got around to it today.

Was v. shocked when opened noisy cabinet in that room to find this!


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House just about cleaned up. One room left. Strange noises from inside, but not all that concerned. Possiably Zwak or old lady brought in for late night rape ( Read more... )

Will have to be on IM tonight to talk to Wallguy
V. Boring on IM. Have Maniquin under desk but only distracting for so long. Flipper eventually gets sore.

v. bored.
v. booooooored.
IM is RedHotPyrmd
(Do not IM me James)

Oh my me ( Read more... )

I GOt JASON!@!

HAHAHAHAha!!!

where is great knif??
HERE HAHA

AM V. UPSET!!

V. UPSET! Am not invited to party all because of JAMES!

Had brand new recipie all set, even spoke to smarmy priest about preparations. Certain wife smotherers always ruin my fun.

Am going to call Zwak right now and figure something out!! May need Bacardi for this.

Really hope am invited to party this weekend ( Read more... )

Have decided to return to SH upon Dahlia's urging. Am V. glad to be back. Apparently a party this weekend? Am not sure if invited yet. Parties always V. big letdown. Have no mouth, cannot enjoy cocktails. Inability to enjoy cock or tail does not sit well with me ( Read more... )