Comments | pyramid_sex_god: Things go as predicted

pyramid_sex_god

Things go as predicted

Jun 06, 2006 13:07

Have been v. busy lately. Daily routine has altered to include dog. Dog, despite needing walks and tick baths, is v. intelligent. Has set up some kind of secret lair in the basement with large computers designed to moniter aspects of town. Am fairly willing to let him do it, since he goes halves on the power bill ( Read more... )

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nightmareloft June 6 2006, 17:14:16 UTC

A party?!? That's awesome! A+! Hey dude! is the split worm going to be there?! She's so hot. "V. hot" DJ Spinoff should be awesome. I don't have a band together again yet, its a bummer.

pyramid_sex_god June 6 2006, 17:16:28 UTC

Could invite splitworm, if promised to stay in back yard. House generally not large enough to accomidate splitworm. Ordinarily basement would be used, but as said, dog has claimed basement as secret lair.

arborwin June 6 2006, 18:45:07 UTC

pssst secret lair

pyramid_sex_god June 6 2006, 19:01:53 UTC

Was v. tired. Fixed.

furikku June 6 2006, 18:50:14 UTC

Someday I'll have to see if I can get time off to crash one of your badass parties. Will bring drinks and any hot friends I can con into coming with.

rust_cleaner111 June 6 2006, 19:18:37 UTC

Great I'll come to the party to see "James"s face.
Do u think it will be horrified, coma inducing, or both?
Love to scare people.

pyramid_sex_god June 7 2006, 01:25:44 UTC

Highly doubt James will actually come, will probably just have an anurism at Harry online. Douche is in denial about my existance and wife's death, so it stands to reason.

PS I forgot to write on your invite please do not bring roaches. Roaches can be v. ravenous.

rust_cleaner111 June 7 2006, 18:09:23 UTC

Ya, the "my wife has been dead for 3 years" thing is getting old.

Don't worry pal. My bugs arn't that bad. If you don't want them to infest your house, I'll come by myself.

happiestsadist June 7 2006, 04:23:34 UTC

Coconut cake is often a good idea. As is penetration.