OMG. Am so angry. Am so angry ( Read more... )

Have been hearing something about James. Have been hearing James logs online and pretends to be Mary. Apparently v. hilarious, have not seen in action for myself. Am hoping to get lucky. Am usually getting lucky, but in v. different sense ( Read more... )

Everyone is now remembering the blogs. Bet James never forgot. lol James, know you like the cat macros. Have found your twitter. Nobody reads twitter. Here is cat macro for you, James.


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Colin, new guy with underbite caused v. big mess. Am willing to exterminate bugs to help you out, but not going to pick up all chairs and lamps. But have noticed new guy better at exterminating bugs. Scared rest of bugs at him, underbite guy took care of it from there ( Read more... )

Have been v. busy as always. Had temp job taking care of bugs in hotel. Hotel closed so could exterminate bugs, but man with peculiar underbite broke into hotel anyway. Does not matter, because could tell immediately he was not a wife killing misoginistic bastard (James ( Read more... )

Have spent a lot of time off internet, v. busy with life. Am v. sorry to those who missed reading daily exploits ( Read more... )

have not written since party. Was pretty wild party, fyi. still cleaning up sawdust and rust. But cleanup comes part and parcel with awesome party so do not mind ( Read more... )

Do not forget, party tonight at 5! People welcome to come earlier ( Read more... )

Since many people seem interested, everyone is invited to party who wants to come and has Otherworld connections or is v. hot. Please no kids, as kids in house tend to wreck house. Also no James ( Read more... )

Just found this out. Went in basement to get dog, and dog was on livejournal.

dj-pawpad is dog's livejournal. Is typical dog reading, but still impressed. Did not think dog could type. But then again if dog is able to build complex machinery, dog can probably type as well.

Now we are going to park.