So very much wrongness. ^.^

[pyke]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Timari!

1. Timari can turn his stomach inside out.
2. Timari is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
3. The most dangerous form of Timari is the bicycle.
4. Timari is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
5. The only Englishman to become Timari was

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[brokennaivety]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brokennaivety!

1. Brokennaivety is the sacred animal of Thailand.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from brokennaivety!
3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, brokennaivety and compline!
4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of brokennaivety!
5. Brokennaivety is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than brokennaivety!

[pyke]

*laughs* I love the ones I got, but y'know, the ferret species is gonna hafta learn ot live with exctinction. :) I have some naughty comments to go with each of the ones I got. I got a pretty good laugh out of it, especially #3: The most dangerous form of Timari is the bicycle. Everyone gets a free ride and you always get off. ^.^

I like being one of the seven wonders, having my own city (and day!) and everyone is mine to rub on and mark. :)

[schnee]

*chuckles* ^^

[pyke]

*rubs on the wolf to mark him with cheetah scent* ^.^

[schnee]

MMmrrrr. ^^ *cuddles into your arms and licks your muzzle softly*

[pyke]

*giggles* That's right. You're my property now so you hafta clean me everyday.

[kezren]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kezren!

1. Early thermometers were filled with Kezren instead of mercury.
2. Scientists have discovered that Kezren can smell the presence of autism in children.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Kezren in your ear 700 times!
4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Kezren.
5. Kezren can jump up to sixteen times his own height.