I will be calm... I will be nice... I will not wear your guts for garters...
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I will calmly state that, should this ever happen again, I will bring out the lone smut story I have ever written. Mark knows of this evil. It was written expressly to disturb people. This fic would destroy any and all love for the Star Wars franchise you have. It is akin to taking Kevin J. Anderson, Ewoks, Gungans, Greedo Shooting First and Midi-chlorians, rolling them all up together and magnifying it by ten. It will destroy and traumatize.
And then, as (if) you recover from that trauma... Well... Let's just say I have much evil in me... But really, a nice Xander/Buffy/Spike/Giant Squid/Filch fic that examines the mature love between a man, a woman, a vampire, a squid and a squib in all it's explicit detail would be a great thing, wouldn't it?
Though I did run across a Draco/Peeves fic I could rec right now... Very much NSFW...
Though I did run across a Draco/Peeves fic I could rec right now... Very much NSFW... Hey! Rec it! *bounces* This comm is a multifandomic melting pot kind of thing! That's the whole point! post any of the crazy stuff that pops through your head. I'm not saying I'll ever recover from the trauma, but that's beside the point *g*
This one is traumatizing and, what's worse, I'm not 100% sure where I found it. I think it was on a smut site... thatsomeoneelsemademegoto'causeI'dnevergotooneofthoseotherwise... that you can't directly link to.
And that made me think of some new rules to suggest, so I'll just mosey over toward the tagging thread to make a suggestion. :)
I had an idea too, thought I'd pitch it to you here. How 'bout you have a regular monthly gig here? What I mean is, you could compile a list of truly outrageous links, whatever you can find, and once a month we'd do a special post about that with detailed reviews like "a nice Xander/Buffy/Spike/Giant Squid/Filch fic that examines the mature love between a man, a woman, a vampire, a squid and a squib in all it's explicit detail" and stuff like that.
Come on! It'd be the high point of the comm! *bounces with glee*
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I will be calm... I will be nice... I will not wear your guts for garters...
... .. .
I will calmly state that, should this ever happen again, I will bring out the lone smut story I have ever written. Mark knows of this evil. It was written expressly to disturb people. This fic would destroy any and all love for the Star Wars franchise you have. It is akin to taking Kevin J. Anderson, Ewoks, Gungans, Greedo Shooting First and Midi-chlorians, rolling them all up together and magnifying it by ten. It will destroy and traumatize.
And then, as (if) you recover from that trauma... Well... Let's just say I have much evil in me... But really, a nice Xander/Buffy/Spike/Giant Squid/Filch fic that examines the mature love between a man, a woman, a vampire, a squid and a squib in all it's explicit detail would be a great thing, wouldn't it?
Though I did run across a Draco/Peeves fic I could rec right now... Very much NSFW...
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Hey! Rec it! *bounces* This comm is a multifandomic melting pot kind of thing! That's the whole point! post any of the crazy stuff that pops through your head. I'm not saying I'll ever recover from the trauma, but that's beside the point *g*
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And that made me think of some new rules to suggest, so I'll just mosey over toward the tagging thread to make a suggestion. :)
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Come on! It'd be the high point of the comm! *bounces with glee*
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