> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.

[putthebunnyin]

[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]

[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?

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[roboslap]

[SOMEONE would be doing the exact same thing as John right now, if a fit of unfortunate NARCOLEPSY hadn't occurred and made her pass out smack in the middle of a cornfield.]

[You should probably wake her up!]

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[putthebunnyin]

[If by "wake her up" you mean "trip over her", then mission accomplished.]

Whoa! Sorry, I --

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[putthebunnyin]

[oh god, fresh memories of the Prospit asplosion. but she's not wearing yellow this time...]

J-Jade? Is that you? [t-tentatively shaking her by the shoulder]

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[roboslap]

[ Blinking, sitting up-- this is not her island. Wow, what happened after she fell from that tower? ]

Terezi: Sample the locale

[r41nbow_rumpus]

[You decide that you're tired of pretending to even be surprised you ended up on a new planet for no discernible reason and skip straight to the good stuff. What is it? What is this delicious protruding, bumbly plant grub? It's beyond intoxicating. Like lemons and lemon candy and saffron and sunflower petals. Sweet troll Jegus, it is like Twelfths Peregree's Eve all up in your huffing cavity and everyone is invited.

You smell the shit out of that corn.]

[putthebunnyin]

[...Is that gray girl sniffing the corn? Weird. Wait, she looks familiar too...] Uhh... gallowsCalibrator... right?

[r41nbow_rumpus]

[Human Egbert's Jeopardy Scope takes a healthy jump [********--] as she turns, slowly]

[r41nbow_rumpus]

1 SM3LL N3RD CH1LD

[bluhbluhhugebch]

*If you progress a little further into the field, you'll encounter a Mysterious Spider Girl*

*But she's currently too enraged to notice you losers. Or how she's somewhere new. Or pretty much anything except the robot arm she's clutching by the wrist and the eyepatch on her face.*

E8UUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!
I kn8w you have someth8ng to do with this!!!!!!!!
I didn't just 8re8k out of my cocoon this morning!
You gave yourself away, you 8astard!
Who else could m8ke the arm, Equius?
The aaaaaaaarm!!!!!!!!

*And somehow, even though Equius is nowhere around, the arm just knows it's time to smack her across the face*

[putthebunnyin]

[John is distracted at first, but he hears the enraged yelling and proceeds just in time to observe the ROBOSLAP.] Uh. A-Are you okay? Another troll...?

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[bluhbluhhugebch]

No!!!!!!!!
I haven't done aaaaaaaanything!
8ut my stupi8 treacherous friends are 8eing treacher--

*w8...*

[bluhbluhhugebch]

[threshprince]

[STRIFING WITH A ZOMBIE]

[putthebunnyin]

Whoa, hey! [stop: hammertime. which is to say, have a dual-wielding hammer kid assisting with the fight]

((fffff, tagging in before I hit the hay. ♥! or should that be ♦ or ♠))

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[threshprince]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, I CAN TAKE THESE THINGS ALONE

[threshprince]

[... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE JOHN.]