> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.

[putthebunnyin]

[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]

[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?

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[bluhbluhhugebch]

*If you progress a little further into the field, you'll encounter a Mysterious Spider Girl*

*But she's currently too enraged to notice you losers. Or how she's somewhere new. Or pretty much anything except the robot arm she's clutching by the wrist and the eyepatch on her face.*

E8UUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!
I kn8w you have someth8ng to do with this!!!!!!!!
I didn't just 8re8k out of my cocoon this morning!
You gave yourself away, you 8astard!
Who else could m8ke the arm, Equius?
The aaaaaaaarm!!!!!!!!

*And somehow, even though Equius is nowhere around, the arm just knows it's time to smack her across the face*

[putthebunnyin]

[John is distracted at first, but he hears the enraged yelling and proceeds just in time to observe the ROBOSLAP.] Uh. A-Are you okay? Another troll...?

1/3

[bluhbluhhugebch]

No!!!!!!!!
I haven't done aaaaaaaanything!
8ut my stupi8 treacherous friends are 8eing treacher--

*w8...*

[bluhbluhhugebch]

[bluhbluhhugebch]

Joooooooohn.

[putthebunnyin]

[something about that long o seems so familiar...]

Oh! You must be arachnidsGrip! Ms. Serket, or whatever the heck your name is. You're here too, huh?

[bluhbluhhugebch]

Man, John!
I know how o8sessed you are with me
8ut this is going a liiiiiiiittle too far!
I didn't spend all that time making sure you didn't snore through your friend getting smashed for you to find a way to me instead!
I know how 8arren your life is without me, 8ut still.
Kind of needy, Mr. Anderson!!!!!!!!

[putthebunnyin]

[the Mr. Anderson thing makes him giggle again] Uh, sure, right. But I didn't do... whatever happened to take us... wherever this is. Do you recognize this place? Is it part of you guys' session?

[bluhbluhhugebch]

*finally actually takes a look around*

God no!
We wouldn't have won if we had to pass through a land this 8oring!
We would have 8een caught!
Caught in its we8 of snooooooooze!

[putthebunnyin]

I wonder what it is, then. Jade's here too, even though I didn't get her into the Medium yet...

((Off to bed for the night! o/ And just let me say your voice is dead on so far. ♥))

[bluhbluhhugebch]

W8!
I've got an idea!
Why don't I take you under my spinneret, and we can team up while we find out?
You can eeeeeeeeven 8ring Jade into cahoots with us!
We would 8e the 8est team!!!!!!!!
A team full of people who aren't jerks who remutil8 pretty girls in their sleep!

[putthebunnyin]

That sounds like a good idea! We're all in this together now, after all. Terezi thinks we should work together too.

[bluhbluhhugebch]

What?
God! I she trying to preempt my awesome helpfulness again?
Joooooooohn,
We're supposed to 8e the 8est team.
The 8eeeeeeeest!
The 8est team doesn't need that meddling meddler getting tangled up in it!

[putthebunnyin]

I dunno, she seems okay to me! Aside from the whole getting me killed in an alternate timeline thing. And we might be the only ones here, so shouldn't we stick together to be safe?

[bluhbluhhugebch]

8ut don't you want to have fuuuuuuuun, John?
It's soooooooo 8oring to play a game with no competition!
I 8et we could 8eat her to all the answers 8efore she even gets a sniff of a clue!

ffffffff sorry I'm so slow. Heading to bed, but back tomorrow!

[putthebunnyin]

Wow, you are really competitive, huh? But I guess that does sound like fun. Since no one recognizes this place, maybe we'll find something totally new!