[voice] totally forgot to add that orz

[putonsomepants]

I just realized that I have no idea how to be German.

Comments

[no_mountains]

Don't wash yourself and try to eat too many sausages.

[putonsomepants]

I-I guess the first part's not so bad since I don't get to bathe much on the road but I don't want to get sick!

[no_mountains]

They manage to never get sick of it ...But why would you want to be one? Being Danish is much better!

[mashespotatoes]

Are you trying to be?

[putonsomepants]

Yes. Prussia said I can be German, but I don't know how!