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Things that make you go . . . REALLY??!!!
On my way up to the library today and walked past some couple with a toddler. Daddy-figure said to the munchkin "Damn, why you so slow?". Because he's a toddler, moron. They have short legs and cannot walk as fast as adults. If you're in a hurry, pick up the dang kid ( Read more... ) -
blahblahblahblah LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!
Relax, folks. They world ain't ending tonight.
However, if the crazies are right, I hope tonight's apocolypse is the zombie kind. That would rock.
Anyway, maybe I ought to go stock up on Twinkies and go get me a boom stick at S-Mart. -
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I've been replacing emotional eating with emotional walking and/or cleaning. It's definetely more productive.
That doesn't mean I'm giving up drinking any time soon. -
Like St. Patrick's Day, but with tacos
Being a responsible adult SUCKS!!! Can I have my childhood back now please?
On a more positive note, Scott and I have been together 6 years today!! Hooray! I couldn't think of a better person to drive crazy and to drive me crazy for the rest of our lives.
Also, we might finally get married next year. Cool! -
Wow
Seeing as I haven't done this in almost a year, I've gotten a little rusty at jogging. More importantly, I DID IT YAY!!!!