Early mornings in late fall, winter, and early spring all work very well as sleep aids: cold and dark, usually wet as well. Directions: Get out of bed, step outside for 30 seconds (or as long as you can stand it), climb back into still-warm bed. Instant pass back to dreamland ( Read more... )

I promise, I'm not dead. I just haven't had a whole lot to say, and what I have, it turns into "a whole lot to rant", and ends up over here.

I've written about:
[o] why fashion magazines will not be allowed in my house
[o] what I think the lyrics to Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear means
[o] that word for underwear I detest
[o] why I refuse to be ashamed ( Read more... )