MEME STOLEN FROM FM

[heavendivided]

the KISS AND TELL meme

Rules:

- Characters feel compelled to shout their various escapades/adventures/secrets at people.
- Other characters respond ICly.
- ???
- Profit only if you acquire proper blackmail material in the process.

Comments

[heavendivided]

[oh god]

[oh god he is going to hate himself for this]

I've had drunk sex with one of my clones in a pink lovebox!

On father's da--hrnnnghh.

[brb, beating his own skull in]

[babbletechno]

[SAY HELLO TO A ROBOT WHO ONLY KNOWS WHAT SEX IS AND HOW IT'S DONE BECAUSE OF THE INTERNETS]

...Isn't that common?

[heavendivided]

It's common where you're from?!

[babbletechno]

Not in pink lovebox's. And probably not as you understand it, I'm what you might call a "giant robot" where I'm from.

Are you saying it's not common? But the internet implies that among humans it's...erm. Well, it is.

[snuffdoll]

I CAN'T HELP BUT BECOME INCREDIBLY ATTRACTED TO THE MEN I TAKE AS MY SUPERIORS!

[oh god. everyone get out.]

--On- On an intellectual level...!! [LIES KINDA]

[heavendivided]

[eyebrow

quirk]

....huh.

[snuffdoll]

[is there a hole she can go crawl into?]

I'm- It's not. [uhh.]

[heavendivided]

Not what? [he might or might not be embarrassing you for the hell of it]

[babbletechno]

I. Er. Well.

That transmitter was extremely brave, and I wouldn't have minded if I'd been able to talk with it for longer.

He was very nice, and if he'd been Cybertronian I might not have been adverse to the idea of getting to know him better. Maybe.

[deducebylogic]

The...er...transmitter? I do hope that was some kind of euphemism.

[babbletechno]

It was a military satellite transmitter.

[deducebylogic]

And it was 'brave'?

[ysobritish]

I AM EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL

Wait what-

[deducebylogic]

Was that quite necessary?

[ysobritish]

Of course it bloody well wasn't! I don't know what the hell that was!

[Liquid's resort when flustered is to snap.]

[deducebylogic]

Hmph. Do you truly expect me to believe that?

[deducebylogic]

[Something genuinely heartwrenching and terrible from Edgeworth? Not happening.]

I am...allergic to flowers.

[heavendivided]

...That's it?

[deducebylogic]

Should there be something further?

[heavendivided]

[where are your sexytimes confessions?!!!] I know you're also allergic to bees.