MEME STOLEN FROM FM

[heavendivided]

the KISS AND TELL meme

Rules:

- Characters feel compelled to shout their various escapades/adventures/secrets at people.
- Other characters respond ICly.
- ???
- Profit only if you acquire proper blackmail material in the process.

Comments

[deducebylogic]

[Something genuinely heartwrenching and terrible from Edgeworth? Not happening.]

I am...allergic to flowers.

[heavendivided]

...That's it?

[deducebylogic]

Should there be something further?

[heavendivided]

[where are your sexytimes confessions?!!!] I know you're also allergic to bees.

[deducebylogic]

And?

[heavendivided]

Earthquakes.

[deducebylogic]

How...How do you know that?!

[heavendivided]

I wonder about that! Maybe I'm psychic. I can see into your mind, your deepest, darkest secrets. You never know who or what you're dealing with.

[deducebylogic]

There's no such things as psychics. It was more likely a lucky guess.

[heavendivided]

Yeah? In that case, why didn't you just brush it off and say you're not afraid of earthquakes? Really, Miles.

[deducebylogic]

Because that would be a lie, and my name is Edgeworth, if you don't mind.

[heavendivided]

I'll call you what I want. Are you gonna arrest me for that?

[deducebylogic]

It is not in my power to arrest you for anything, but least of all that. Do you have no common decency?

[heavendivided]

If I didn't, I'd call you a frilly prosecutor in a magenta suit. So you're lucky. Besides, you need something to complain about.

[deducebylogic]

How dare you!

[heavendivided]

Pointing fingers is rude, Miles.