libya has the best flag ever.

tomorrow is the first day of may.

i'm looking to get rid of some of my junk.
now, i love my junk, but there's a time to move on.
perhaps one of you will love it too.

( pile of crap )

i hadn't realized oregon was so awesome.

[EDIT: maybe i meant ohio.]

you make me want to die.

i'm in england.
it's raining.
i'm drinking tea.
...
how much more stereotypical could i get?

ew but i miss you all. and it sucks.
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE FRIENDS?!?!?!?!
when i'm here, i miss things there.
when i'm there, i miss things here.
it suuuuuuuuuucks. a lot.

so i kindof really want to wear an astroturf dress to prom. that is, if i go at all [hush katie, i know, i'll go ok.].

but i want to take a poll. how many of you would not be embarrassed to take a girl in an astroturf dress to prom? how many of you wouldn't mind if the girl you want to go to the prom with wants to wear an astroturf dress? [and ( Read more... )

happy half-birthday to me.

i can't think of things to say anymore.

so i dyed my hair blonde. actually yanna and katie did it for me. i just sat there while my scalp burned. hooray ammonia! or peroxide! or whateverthefuckitiscalled ( Read more... )

my car has exactly 106800.56 miles on it. i did sig figs.

all you nyc-ers, have an awesome fucking time. buy me something. or not. i don't really mind.