Draco rolled over bed on Wednesday morning feeling like he had the best sleep of his life. Those brownies sure did the trick., he thought to himself
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Paige was on her way to work when she heard the scream come from Draco and Jonathan's room, she ran towards it and knocked on the door worried about them both.
He goes to the door and opens it up a crack. He tried to make his voice sound somewhat like his own but it just came out awkward and squeaky, stupid Weasley.
"I-erm...we're fine. Just have the TV up too loud. I'll tell Jonathan to turn it town." he says
Draco sighs and remembers the Dean's announcement about having to go to class no matter what you look like. He opens the door a bit more and sticks his head out.
"Yeah, it's Draco. I'm aware that I look like a big, dumb, orange haired freak." he says quickly "My family has a strange sense of humor."
Jonathan wakes up and hides from Paige during the entire conversation she and Draco have only to see an unfamiliar boy with Red hair in the bed usually occupied by Draco.
"Umm," Jonathan says, completely unsure as to what he should say here, "You do know Drao has a girlfriend... right?"
Jonathan's kind of mad at Draco and whenever he gets back from wherever he's going to give him a piece of his mind. Because Draco agreed that neither of them were gay and if Draco's still sleeping with boys that kind of pokes holes in their defense of 'drunken exploration'.
Stupid Draco, "Also?" he tells the stranger in the other bed who is way less attractive than he is, a real step down to be honest, "I'd appreciate it if you don't use our shower. Nothing personal, I just don't know what kind of weird diseases some one like you has."
He hopes it's clear that by 'some one like you' he means the kind of trollopy boyh0r that has sex with Draco's when neither alcohol or hookers are involved.
Draco gets out of the bed. He nervously runs a hand through his hair.
"Ok, don't freak out. But my Aunt gave me tainted brownies last night and I knew I shouldn't have eaten them but they were so good and peanut buttery and I ate them anyways." he says this all very fast. "And the point is I'm Draco."
It's a true testament to how much Fandom High has warped Jonathan's mind when that explanation doesn't sound all that silly. However... this guy could just be trying to keep Draco out of trouble for being a complete slut.
"Prove it," Jonathan says sitting up, "Tell me something only Draco would know."
Draco rolled his eyes. Fine, he would tell him something only Draco would know.
"Oh jeez, let me see, where to start? How about the time we slept together!? And ew, do you really think I'd sleep with something that looks like this?" Draco points to his own face.
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"Draco? Jonathan you okay in there?"
((I had too!))
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He goes to the door and opens it up a crack. He tried to make his voice sound somewhat like his own but it just came out awkward and squeaky, stupid Weasley.
"I-erm...we're fine. Just have the TV up too loud. I'll tell Jonathan to turn it town." he says
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"Yeah, it's Draco. I'm aware that I look like a big, dumb, orange haired freak." he says quickly "My family has a strange sense of humor."
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Also? HEE! Brownies are BAD for you.
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"Umm," Jonathan says, completely unsure as to what he should say here, "You do know Drao has a girlfriend... right?"
Jonathan's kind of mad at Draco and whenever he gets back from wherever he's going to give him a piece of his mind. Because Draco agreed that neither of them were gay and if Draco's still sleeping with boys that kind of pokes holes in their defense of 'drunken exploration'.
Stupid Draco, "Also?" he tells the stranger in the other bed who is way less attractive than he is, a real step down to be honest, "I'd appreciate it if you don't use our shower. Nothing personal, I just don't know what kind of weird diseases some one like you has."
He hopes it's clear that by 'some one like you' he means the kind of trollopy boyh0r that has sex with Draco's when neither alcohol or hookers are involved.
I'll bet I was way better he thinks
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"Ok, don't freak out. But my Aunt gave me tainted brownies last night and I knew I shouldn't have eaten them but they were so good and peanut buttery and I ate them anyways." he says this all very fast. "And the point is I'm Draco."
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"Prove it," Jonathan says sitting up, "Tell me something only Draco would know."
take that you red-haired gay Lothario he thinks.
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"Oh jeez, let me see, where to start? How about the time we slept together!? And ew, do you really think I'd sleep with something that looks like this?" Draco points to his own face.
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