H-hello! This is Chuumon here and I can't seem to find my Tamer, I wasn't going to call for help but with all the kidnappings going on lately I-

Chuumon! Hey Chuuuumon! camere whipperschnapper!

Oh thank Yggdrasil there he is, PURDEY! Purdey how in the digital world did you get so high into that tree of...what is that exactly? Catmint *Long ( Read more... )

So I was reading this article in the Quibbler the other day about finding a simple thing that makes you happy, one simple thing and doing it at least once a week. Not something too special just special enough. So to make it easier it suggests the phrase "Happiness is..." and you fill in the blank.

So Purdey...to you Happiness is...? Happiness is ( Read more... )

*Burp*

Bwhahaha, that was a good one! I didn't know cats could burp!

*Hiccup*

Or do that!

That was great, what'd you call that creature?

That was a hotdog.

*Yowl of shock* I just ate DOG!?!?

What? No no no, there's no dog in a hot dog.

Then why do they call it that?

How should I know what am I a butcher? What is a hotdog made of ( Read more... )

Purdey! Purdey wake up! Oh Yggdrasil Purdey why!!! You were so young and beautiful, you had so much to give to the world! YOU WON'T GET THIS ONE YET YGGDASIL! BREATH! Umpf!

*Hiss and coughing* Chewie? What are ya doing bashing my belly while I'm sleepin'?

HE'S ALIVE!

Attention friends of felines!

It is I Purdey! Fox fighter, Badger basher, wise elder cat!

It seems that several members of our clan are frozen at the moment so until they are unfrozen I'll act as grand high poobah!

Purdey I think you mean Clan Leader...and you can't do that that's Firestar's job.

Alright...Firestar if you object say something.

...

Well ( Read more... )

[Sound of a cat yowling]

GAH! Purdey! Are you OK?

Was this hole always here?!?

No I'm pretty sure we'd have noticed...are you hurt?

...

Purdey?

zzzzzzzzzz

*Groans* OK whatever...I'll go get a rope or something while you nap.

Purdy!

ZZZZZZZ...

Purdy! Purdy wake up!

ZZzzzz- huh...mmmm food time?

No Purdy, I'm all itchy help me!

Itchy?

Yeah there like all these little bumps on me and they hurt and itch and...HELP!

Oh...those are just fleas youngin'.

...what's a fleas?

Buggies...they just happen, only a few ways ta get rid of them.

Like what?!? Tell me!!!

...

Purdy?

ZZZZZZZ.

Aw Walnuts.
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OK now talk.

About what?

Well...you could tell them your name.

Why? No body asked my name though.

It doesn't matter you just introduce yourself.

Well why do I have to go first? Make the others do it.

I can't...look I'll start, Hello Digital world my name is Chuumon and I GAK!

Out of the way youngin' I can introduce myself just fine.

Oh so now you wanna ( Read more... )